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mcnuttz said:
My daughters and I are designing a large backyard clubhouse. Since we have no trees, we'll build a few elevated decks connected with bridges, nets, etc.

They've come up with all kinds of cool ideas and I think we'll be able to do most of it relatively cheaply.

We'd like to have a slide about 12' to 15' off the ground, but you can't just buy something that size at Lowe's. I've been searching for old playground slides to no avail.

So it looks like I'm going to build one, but can't decide what materials to use. Sheet metal, while I could get a roll wide enough and long enough for a slide, would be way to hot during our summers. I've thought about ripping plastic 55 gallon drums in half to make the chute. Also found a place locally that has large diameter drainage pipe, but that would be expensive as hell as well.

I know there are some jack-leg testers like myself out there. I've tried thinking outside the box, but can't come up with a viable solution.

Slick surface, at least 18'' wide that we can get in at least 12' lengths(preferably longer)...and something that won't scorch little legs in the summer time.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You said chute.
 
I'm totally against rebuilding threads, but deleting the last few Test Thread posts probably wouldn't be a bad idea.
 
mcnuttz said:
I'm totally against rebuilding threads, but deleting the last few Test Thread posts probably wouldn't be a bad idea.
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That's not very nice, chaiboi.
 
Why do you have bait in your mouth?
 
Iamtdg said:
Same. I mean titties are really nice and all, but give me wide birthing hips and a ghetto onion and I'm peeing in that butt all day long.
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Good lord...you listened to some rap today, didn't you?
 
You ain't gotta be gangsta to want to pee in a butt all day.
 
Iamtdg said:
Same. I mean titties are really nice and all, but give me wide birthing hips and a ghetto onion and I'm peeing in that butt all day long.
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Good lord ya'll are retarded, titties are where its at. Who wants to suck on a big ole juicy butthole? Put your hand down. That's disgusting.
 
Iamtdg said:
Same. I mean titties are really nice and all, but give me wide birthing hips and a ghetto onion and I'm peeing in that butt all day long.
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Wide birthing hips are a turn on to you? Interesting. And I get that a lot of guys are "ass men" (or in your case "ghetto onion" men) but it seems to me that most of the asses people get excited about are basically just fat, padded asses. Not all, but a lot. I guess I just don't understand the appeal. #embracingmywhiteness
 
Iamtdg said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You said chute.
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I figured you'd be able to offer some guidance, as I know you're somewhat of a handyman. I remember a couple years ago you built a pretty awesome Dongola.
 
Newt said:
Good lord ya'll are retarded, titties are where its at. Who wants to suck on a big ole juicy butthole? Put your hand down. That's disgusting.
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:lol


:unsure
 
E_D_Guapo said:
Wide birthing hips are a turn on to you? Interesting. And I get that a lot of guys are "ass men" (or in your case "ghetto onion" men) but it seems to me that most of the asses people get excited about are basically just fat, padded asses. Not all, but a lot. I guess I just don't understand the appeal. #embracingmywhiteness
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Now, don't get me wrong, I don't like a really big fat ass. I just like a nice round ass with some serious curves to it. I want to be able to get a hold of it when I'm about to plow the daisy.
 
mcnuttz said:
I figured you'd be able to offer some guidance, as I know you're somewhat of a handyman. I remember a couple years ago you built a pretty awesome Dongola.
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Use something that's really slick that doesn't get hot in the summer. BOOM!
 
E_D_Guapo said:
Wide birthing hips are a turn on to you? Interesting. And I get that a lot of guys are "ass men" (or in your case "ghetto onion" men) but it seems to me that most of the asses people get excited about are basically just fat, padded asses. Not all, but a lot. I guess I just don't understand the appeal. #embracingmywhiteness
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I like big asses, but within reason. I respect Kardashian ass, but I think her sister Kourtney has a nicer one. It is proportioned properly for her body. Sofia Vergara...respect dat ass. Scarlett Johanssen is another I got mad love for. Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson had solid B's back in the day.
 
Carp said:
I like big asses, but within reason. I respect Kardashian ass, but I think her sister Kourtney has a nicer one. It is proportioned properly for her body. Sofia Vergara...respect dat ass. Scarlett Johanssen is another I got mad love for. Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson had solid B's back in the day.
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So I guess you won't be accepting my invite to the Facebook group dedicated to Nicki Minaj ass pics?
 
Carp said:
I like big asses, but within reason. I respect Kardashian ass, but I think her sister Kourtney has a nicer one. It is proportioned properly for her body. Sofia Vergara...respect dat ass. Scarlett Johanssen is another I got mad love for. Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson had solid B's back in the day.
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Now we're talking. OK, was just checking on what degree of ass we were talking about here. I endorse every ass on that list.

Kardashian, for example, is way too much for me. Her ass is glorious in its own way, but I've seen too many un-Photoshopped pix where it looks kind of gross. Besides, and it is probably a result of my total whiteness, but that's just too much ass. Looks freakish and does not appeal to me.
 
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