Tech's offense is like watching our local high school team.
Oh yeah?
Look YOU, LET ME...
Okay, you got me.
Wow. I didn't expect this.
Time to hit the Sambuca.

Yeah, Sambuca is when I want to punish myself.
~remembers black licorice taste in back of throat~
~shudders~
I've had one memorable night on a cruise with Sambuca. Won a blackjack tourney, wanted to celebrate and had one too many shots. I think I threw up in my buddy's suitcase thinking it was the trash can.Yeah, Sambuca is when I want to punish myself.

Wow. I didn't expect this.
Time to hit the Sambuca.
Not sure why. The Orange Bowl has the same significance it's always had.
Not sure what you mean...all non-playoff bowl games are boring to me now. Orange is no different.
With the BCS there were a lot of meaningless bowl games around New Years Day, too.