Week 15 Gameday Chatter | Cowboys vs. Eagles | 12/14/2014

[boozeman]

Just pick off Butt Fumble and get this game over with, jeez.

 

[Cotton]

Collinsworth is such a douche. Can't stand that motherfucker.

 

[data]

You can't even celebrate success with this team.

It is so fucking infuriating.

Dude, I've been at the point where I dread double-digit leads. I don't know why you're not leading this cart.

 

[lostxn]

Cripes Sanchez is 12-21 and they have 24 points. How is that even possible???

 

[boozeman]

I really wish Church would cut it out with the incomplete signal after tackling the guy.

 

[Tony D]

Good hold. Now long drive.

 

[Smitty]

A TD drive would be wonderful after this.

 

[Texas Ace]

A 6 min drive that ends with a TD deals this game.

One more drive is all it takes, Cowboys..... One more drive.

 

[boozeman]

Cripes Sanchez is 12-21 and they have 24 points. How is that even possible???

The worst D in the history of ever is how.

 

[DLK150]

Better than seven. A decent drive resulting in TD might be enough to put it away, if they're capable of doing it.

 

[boozeman]

A 6 min drive that ends with a TD deals this game.

One more drive is all it takes, Cowboys..... One more drive.

We will come out with silly ass shit on this drive. I predict at least one Romo dive to the canvas as well.

 

[data]

Only thing that can save this game is one more AT&T Lily commercial

 

[lostxn]

A TD drive would be wonderful after this.

Especially if we can run the ball and work that clock like a bitch. Unfortunately the Eagles seem content to let Romo pass all over the place and stop Murray.

 

[BipolarFuk]

Sensing we open this drive in open set.

 

[Deuce]

Nickname for our defense should be Swiss Cheese

No way. Swiss Cheese is good sometimes.

 

[lostxn]

Only thing that can save this game is one more AT&T Lily commercial

Does this help?

 

[boozeman]

I have to be at work at 5AM, hurry up and win fuckers.

 

[data]

No way. Swiss Cheese is good sometimes.

Gotcha. How about Rotten Swiss D.

You see the slice of cheese covering the entire field of your sandwich, but holes so big you can't taste that it's even there.

 

[data]

we'll see if it's that easy to conjure Sweet Tits on demand, lostxn.

 

[boozeman]

Why is Bryant not even on the field?