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pdom said:
I'm actually thinking of switching to the double edge safety razors. The replacement blades are much cheaper (like 25 cents each), although I'm not doing it to save money.
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I may have to look into those. Can you just buy them at the drug stores or Walmart?
 
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I may have to look into those. Can you just buy them at the drug stores or Walmart?
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I used double edge blades for years until they came out with disposable. I tried an electric shaver once but after about a month I put it in a drawer.
 
Had a vasectomy back in April, and supposed to go for follow up this Thursday.

Can't even remember what a warm & moist cooter feels like.
 
She didn't bake you an apple pie?
 
mcnuttz said:
Had a vasectomy back in April, and supposed to go for follow up this Thursday.

Can't even remember what a warm & moist cooter feels like.
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Whaaaat? You missed out on the best perk of all when getting your stones clipped? Hell, my doctor straight up told my wife that the more rounds fired, the sooner the live rounds would be gone and we'd be cycling blanks.

You poor, misguided bastard. I'd consider suing that doctor.
 
NoDak said:
Whaaaat? You missed out on the best perk of all when getting your stones clipped? Hell, my doctor straight up told my wife that the more rounds fired, the sooner the live rounds would be gone and we'd be cycling blanks.

You poor, misguided bastard. I'd consider suing that doctor.
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Wouldn't knowing he still had live rounds available give her pause in wanting sex? I would think she'd just tell him to knock himself out for the next few months and then hit her up later.
 
NoDak said:
Whaaaat? You missed out on the best perk of all when getting your stones clipped? Hell, my doctor straight up told my wife that the more rounds fired, the sooner the live rounds would be gone and we'd be cycling blanks.

You poor, misguided bastard. I'd consider suing that doctor.
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Handies and suckies suckies ain't cutting it.

It's about to hit critical status.
 
Deuce said:
Wouldn't knowing he still had live rounds available give her pause in wanting sex? I would think she'd just tell him to knock himself out for the next few months and then hit her up later.
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Hell yeah it's give her pause.

My doc said that most urologists will clear you in a couple months, but he likes to make sure they're all gone so he pushes it back to 4 months.

In most cases I like my doctors to be thorough, but I wish that guy would STFU.
 
mcnuttz said:
Hell yeah it's give her pause.

My doc said that most urologists will clear you in a couple months, but he likes to make sure they're all gone so he pushes it back to 4 months.

In most cases I like my doctors to be thorough, but I wish that guy would STFU.
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You would think a male Urologist would be a little more understanding of your plight.

Friggin' GA "doctors".
 
Deuce said:
Wouldn't knowing he still had live rounds available give her pause in wanting sex? I would think she'd just tell him to knock himself out for the next few months and then hit her up later.
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There are other ways to drop a load without soaking the vag, Mr. Puritan.
 
Deuce said:
Well that's what he said he was missing, Mr. Poor Reading Comprehension.
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Apparently, you missed that the point of the other stuff was so he could get back to the warm & moist cooter sooner, Mr. Flew Right Over Your Head.
 
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NoDak said:
Apparently, you missed that the point of the other stuff was so he could get back to the warm & moist cooter sooner, Mr. Flew Right Over Your Head.
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The doc wouldn't have me back for 4 months, so it doesn't matter how many loads were spent.

Wife wasn't having it til the doc gave the 4 month ok.

I'm feeling like some kind of crazy man right now.
 
mcnuttz said:
The doc wouldn't have me back for 4 months, so it doesn't matter how many loads were spent.

Wife wasn't having it til the doc gave the 4 month ok.

I'm feeling like some kind of crazy man right now.
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First, you need to hit that doc with a brick. Serious cockblock. Damn.

Second, you can go in to any clinic and have a sperm count done. I had my snip done at a VA hospital in Fargo, and live 400 miles away in Williston. I wasn't about to go all the way back there just for the follow up. They gave me permission to go to any other clinic to have it done. And I went in nearly two months earlier than they called for me to be back in Fargo. And I was good to go.

Third. Yeah, that doctor is a real MFer.
 
mcnuttz said:
Hell yeah it's give her pause.

My doc said that most urologists will clear you in a couple months, but he likes to make sure they're all gone so he pushes it back to 4 months.

In most cases I like my doctors to be thorough, but I wish that guy would STFU.
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I was feeling decent enough to hit it the day after. Of course that turned out to be a mistake as it set me back a couple of days. Frozen peas and pain killers can only do so much when you're talking about such a sensitive area. I should have waited.

After that I was cautious but I believe I was back in the doc's office with a sample within a couple of weeks. 4 months is cruel and unusual punishment, man. Seriously.
 
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