Someone kick me square in the nuts for not putting HBO GO on my PS3 earlier than yesterday.

If he had named him after.the country of Crimea he would be called Crimea River.

He would be called Crimea Romo...absolute FAIL, L.T. Fan.
He would be called Crimea Romo...absolute FAIL, L.T. Fan.
Not if his middle name was River. I return your FAIL to you.
You don't call people by their first and last name especially around these parts. It's Billy Bob, Jimmy Joe , etc. You should know that as a Texan. First and middle name is common failed Texan.
Uhh, that's what I was saying.