2026 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread...

[bbgun]

Yeah I like a good fitted hat. I don't get visors

that's because you're not a lez golfer

 

[Cujo]

But do you wear it upside down and backwards?

I do turn it backwards, occasionally

 

[Cujo]

Why not just wear a whole hat?

Because I have a head full of hair and it gets hotter.

 

[Cotton]

Because I have a head full of hair

Braggart.

 

[Cujo]

Braggart.

Head full is a bit of an exaggeration. But it is long and gets hotter than shit out on the lake.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Cotton]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Was hoping it was a bronze of this:

 

[Smitty]

I wear them when I’m fishing.

While golfing

 

[Smitty]

Because I have a head full of hair and it gets hotter.

Same. I have so much damn hair a hat barely fits.

 

[data]

Same. I have so much damn hair a hat barely fits.

Pics or GTFO.

You fro'ing or Trevor Lawrence'ng?

I can only picture you with short hair and a video camera.

 

[Cujo]

While golfing

Wear them for golfing too, just haven’t been in a long time.

 

[Bipo]

What in the fuck is this?

 

[data]

Is that woodysgirl?

 

[Cotton]

 

[Smitty]

If it's an indictment of the whole show, can we fire the QB, coach and GM in one swoop, then?

 

[Cotton]

So, now, he is an elite playcaller and a problem solver. I feel much better now after reading that.

 

[SaveAHorseRideACowboy]

So, now, he is an elite playcaller and a problem solver. I feel much better now after reading that.

Rinse. Repeat……….

 

[Texas Ace]

So, now, he is an elite playcaller and a problem solver. I feel much better now after reading that.

Go fuck yourself.

My God....I didn't think I could hate a Cowboys coach more than I hated Garrett but here we are.

Like Schotty, Garrett was arguably the worst head coach in the league when he had the Cowboys job and despite the fact that he hadn't accomplished anything, he was also very defensive and lacked accountability.

However, at least the asshole had enough sense to not constantly remind us how good he was at X, and how elite he was at Y.

This fucking guy hasn't done ANYTHING in the NFL of note despite being in it for over 20 years and yet has the audacity to make these defiant claims about himself......and what makes them more insufferable is that they aren't even true!

I just don't know how much more I can watch of this season with him and Parker on the staff.

I just don't see a point, really.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Go fuck yourself.

My God....I didn't think I could hate a Cowboys coach more than I hated Garrett but here we are.

Like Schotty, Garrett was arguably the worst head coach in the league when he had the Cowboys job and despite the fact that he hadn't accomplished anything, he was also very defensive and lacked accountability.

However, at least the asshole had enough sense to not constantly remind us how good he was at X, and how elite he was at Y.

This fucking guy hasn't done ANYTHING in the NFL of note despite being in it for over 20 years and yet has the audacity to make these defiant claims about himself......and what makes them more insufferable is that they aren't even true!

I just don't know how much more I can watch of this season with him and Parker on the staff.

I just don't see a point, really.

I still hate Garrett way more. But Schottenheimer might actually be a worse coach if that's even possible.

But if we waste 10 years on Schottenheimer my hatred might get there.