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[Texas Ace]

I thought for sure that at least Boberts would appreciate the greatness of AC Slater.

 

[Bob Roberts]

I thought for sure that at least Boberts would appreciate the greatness of AC Slater.

 

[Texas Ace]

Be honest, how many times did you tell your women:

"Well then, send me to my room, mama!"


http://www.hark.com/clips/jjlbfqddfg-send-me-to-my-room-mama

 

[BipolarFuk]

 

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None

 

[Bob Roberts]

A woman looking through her boyfriend’s phone was shocked when she found a clip of him having sex with her Staffordshire bull terrier.

Wayne Bryson, from Louth, Lincolnshire, made no excuses when police arrested him after his girlfriend handed in the phone.

The 19-year-old pleaded guilty to a charge of performing an act of sexual penetration with a dog when he appeared at Skegness Magistrates’ Court last month.
Bryson was also caught with £10 worth of cannabis, which he said he had ‘bought wet and was drying out’, according to the Grimsby Telegraph.
The teenager will be sentenced on March 5, with the maximum he can receive being two years in jail.

He was given bail on the understanding he is not allowed to be alone with animals. The 19-year-old said it was the first time he had ever had sex with a dog.

Damn potheads always eating chips and having sex with dogs

 

[midswat]

Could someone recap the first 189 pages of this thing for me?

Please and thanks.

 

[boozeman]

Wait...WTF. Who gave Midtwat VIP? Huh? I demand answers!

 

[Cotton]

Well, fuck.

 

[boozeman]

Sixty.

Wow.

 

[Bob Roberts]

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal the other goes to a family in Spain they name him Juan

Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal

He responds, “they're twins if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal”
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[Bob Roberts]

Sixty.

Wow.

GGMILF.

 

[Cotton]

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[Texas Ace]

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That joke was right up your alley.

I tried to impress you earlier with my one direction joke, but you didn't say anything.

I take it that means you weren't impressed.

 

[L.T. Fan]

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I like.

 

[UncleMilti]

Could someone recap the first 189 pages of this thing for me?

Please and thanks.

You haven't missed a fucking thing.

Well, unless you like poop stories and mindless chatter.

 

[Deuce]

Could someone recap the first 189 pages of this thing for me?

Please and thanks.

I believe it started with "What consists of a salad? Discuss" type post.

 

[L.T. Fan]

Could someone recap the first 189 pages of this thing for me?

Please and thanks.

Even Bobert' s fat girl parade was minimal. Move on.

 

[midswat]

I believe it started with "What consists of a salad? Discuss" type post.

That vaguely sounds familiar.

 

[boozeman]