Dude, if you can talk your wife into going for that, you will be my hero.I want one now.
Dude, if you can talk your wife into going for that, you will be my hero.

Yea, I hear ya. This one is a rough assignment. Doomed to fail, and probably idiotic to even attempt. I'm gonna try it with my wife.Never in a million years.![]()

She said no.Yea, I hear ya. This one is a rough assignment. Doomed to fail, and probably idiotic to even attempt. I'm gonna try it with my wife.![]()
I thought this was a potato peeler. I was wrong.
Yep. I had no idea. We didn't have these fancy gadgets in our house. My mom used a knife so slice cheese and to peel potatoes. To this day she uses a knife to peel potatoes. She refuses to use a potato peeler. She says it's a sign of a lazy society.cheese cutter?
I love my mom.Which is why I called social services. No one should have to live like that.We didn't have these fancy gadgets in our house. My mom used a knife so slice cheese and to peel potatoes.
We didn't know any different. We thought that's how everyone peeled potatoes. Did your mom use a peeler?Which is why I called social services. No one should have to live like that.
Yes. It cost like a dollar. Don't tell me your mom peeled carrots with a goddamn knife.Did your mom use a peeler?
Yes. She did. Y'all must have been those fancy pants hippy people.Yes. It cost like a dollar. Don't tell me your mom peeled carrots with a goddamn knife.
I wish I'd known her. She could've whittled me a decent pinewood derby car when I was a Cub Scout.Yes. She did. Y'all must have been those fancy pants hippy people.
She'd whittle your FACE into Sloth from Goonies.I wish I'd known her. She could've whittled me a decent pinewood derby car when I was a Cub Scout.
Please use pop culture references I'm familiar with. Thanks.She'd whittle your FACE into Sloth from Goonies.