I was counting on it, tbh.You knew what I was thinking...
Minus the hair

I haven't seen one of those in many years. But, you live around the Amish, so maybe that's why you have seen them?Nah, they still have those.
I haven't seen one of those in many years. But, you live around the Amish, so maybe that's why you have seen them?
I can't tell you the last time I have gone into a shoe store. I buy all of my shoes (which doesn't happen very often) online. One, I already know my size, and two, I hate people and try to avoid them if I can.I live a couple hours away from Amish.
I've seen both these old school ones and a new electronic contraption but it depends on the store. My 13 year old has used both.
I can't tell you the last time I have gone into a shoe store. I buy all of my shoes (which doesn't happen very often) online. One, I already know my size, and two, I hate people and try to avoid them if I can.
I just hate shopping so much.

I 'member.
Or, if you felt like that day was a good day to get your ass beat, do it to the back of your dad's head while he is sitting in his recliner watching Hogan's Heroes. Long story short, I was not a smart kid.If you hung on to one of the legs and pulled the body back like a slingshot, they also made very effective little brother face smackers, too.