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Posted by Midswat at the DCU:

Cowboys tweak scouting staff


By Todd Archer | ESPNDallas.com


IRVING, Texas -- The Dallas Cowboys continued to tweak their scouting staff on Thursday when they hired Michael Burke to scout players from the University of Arizona.

Burke , who's background is in managing apartments, joins the team after messaging Assistant Director of Player Personnel Will McClay on Facebook and offering to scout players for free. In addition to his scouting responsibilities, Burke also is an administrator at CowboysOwn.com, a private forum where Cowboys super fans blow smoke up each others asses.

He is well thought of inside Valley Ranch, as he previously scouted every kick Nick Folk made in college despite his hatred for kickers. He also turned the Cowboys scouting department on to Mason Foster and alerted them to character concerns of another well known potential draft pick that the Cowboys literally had no clue about. "I don't recall that at all" Cowboys Director of Scouting Tom Ciscowski was quoted as saying.

Burkes background in football is a bit mysterious. While he famously boasts about playing at BYU, there is literally no record of anyone with his name ever playing at the university in any capacity. Likewise, he is famous for claiming to be an assistant coach at Arizona University but shockingly, there again is absolutely no record whatsoever anywhere of any Michael Burke ever coaching at that university.

When asked to comment on this, Mr. Burke simply stated "Believe what you want" before retreating to his private forum.
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Burke , who's background is in managing apartments
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Burke also is an administrator at CowboysOwn.com, a private forum where Cowboys super fans blow smoke up each others asses.

"I don't recall that at all" Cowboys Director of Scouting Tom Ciscowski was quoted as saying.

before retreating to his private forum.


Sonofabitch.....I can't stop laughing at this.

I hope he posts it at the Zone too.
 
Posted by Midswat at the DCU:

Cowboys tweak scouting staff


By Todd Archer | ESPNDallas.com


IRVING, Texas -- The Dallas Cowboys continued to tweak their scouting staff on Thursday when they hired Michael Burke to scout players from the University of Arizona.

Burke , who's background is in managing apartments, joins the team after messaging Assistant Director of Player Personnel Will McClay on Facebook and offering to scout players for free. In addition to his scouting responsibilities, Burke also is an administrator at CowboysOwn.com, a private forum where Cowboys super fans blow smoke up each others asses.

He is well thought of inside Valley Ranch, as he previously scouted every kick Nick Folk made in college despite his hatred for kickers. He also turned the Cowboys scouting department on to Mason Foster and alerted them to character concerns of another well known potential draft pick that the Cowboys literally had no clue about. "I don't recall that at all" Cowboys Director of Scouting Tom Ciscowski was quoted as saying.

Burkes background in football is a bit mysterious. While he famously boasts about playing at BYU, there is literally no record of anyone with his name ever playing at the university in any capacity. Likewise, he is famous for claiming to be an assistant coach at Arizona University but shockingly, there again is absolutely no record whatsoever anywhere of any Michael Burke ever coaching at that university.

When asked to comment on this, Mr. Burke simply stated "Believe what you want" before retreating to his private forum.
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This is shoddy reporting. Archer should really have noted that Hostile was the whistleblower with the character concerns demonstrated by former Oklahoma Sooner LBer Ronnell Lewis. :unsure
 
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Classic.
 
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This is shoddy reporting. Archer should really have noted that Hostile was the whistleblower with the character concerns demonstrated by former Oklahoma Sooner LBer Ronnell Lewis. :unsure

He mentioned the incident in the article, he just didn't mention Ronell Lewis.
 
Mel Kiper Jr. Invitational

Round One
1.. Houston Texans - Boys122 - Blake Bortles QB Central Florida
2. St. Louis Rams (Washington) - ABQCOWBOY/ABQJr. - Jadeveon Clowney DE South Carolina
3. Minnesota Vikings (Jacksonville) - Risen Star - Teddy Bridgewater QB Louisville
4. Cleveland Browns - Oh_Canada - Khalil Mack OLB Buffalo
5. Carolina Panthers (Oakland) - TheCount - Sammy Watkins WR Clemson
6. Atlanta Falcons - tm1119 - Greg Robinson T Auburn
7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - cowboyschmps3 - Johnny Manziel QB Texas A&M
8. Jacksonville Jaguars (Minnesota) - Questfor6 - Anthony Barr OLB UCLA
9. Buffalo Bills - MichaelWinicki - Jake Matthews T Texas A&M
10. Detroit Lions - windward - Mike Evans WR Texas A&M
11. Tennessee Titans - DFWJC - Taylor Lewan T Michigan
12. N.Y. Giants - L-O-Jete - C.J. Mosley ILB Alabama
13. St. Louis Rams - ABQCOWBOY/ABQJr. - Marqise Lee WR USC
14. Chicago Bears - sureletsrace - Timmy Jernigan DT Florida St.
15. Pittsburgh Steelers - JoshAu99 - Louis Nix III DT Notre Dame
16. Dallas Cowboys - DoctorChicken - Aaron Donald DT Pittsburgh
17. Baltimore Ravens - cowboysooner - Eric Ebron TE North Carolina
18. N.Y. Jets - Tezz - Calvin Pryor S Louisville
19. Miami Dolphins - JoeyBoy718 - Zack Martin T Notre Dame
20. Arizona Cardinals - Sifillest - Cyrus Kouandjio T Alabama
21. Green Bay Packers - MarionBarberThe4th - Ra'Shede Hageman DT Minnesota
22. Philadelphia Eagles - McLovin - Darqueze Dennard CB Michigan St.
23. Kansas City Chiefs - ceerrece - Kelvin Benjamin WR Florida St.
24. Cincinnati Bengals - BraveHeartFan - Justin Gilbert CB Oklahoma St.
25. Oakland Raiders - unionjack8 - Derek Carr QB Fresno St.
26. Cleveland Browns (Indianapolis) - Oh_Canada - David Yankey G Stanford
27. Atlanta Falcons (New Orleans) - tm1119 - Trent Murphy OLB Stanford
28. San Diego Chargers (Carolina thru Oak.) - DuDa - Dee Ford DE Auburn
29. New England Patriots - Nation - Ha Ha Clinton-Dix S Alabama
30. San Francisco 49ers - robert70X7 - Davante Adams WR Fresno St.
31. Denver Broncos - COWBOYSZONE - Marcus Roberson CB Florida
32. Seattle Seahawks - Chris in Arizona - Kony Ealy DE Missouri
 
So "Risen Star" has managed to make it this long over there, eh?

I'm surprised.
 
So "Risen Star" has managed to make it this long over there, eh?

I'm surprised.

Think he has burned his bridges everywhere else.
 
Not bad...Pryor went too high. Bucs taking Manziel is fail.
 
I did not see that...AJ Jenkins all over again.
 
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