The Dur thread.
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Cujo
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"Now entering the frame and almost immediately becoming the frame"
This is fucking hilarious. I hope whoever did this does more of them.
It’s about all I watch on Instagram
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I think you can embed Instagram on here but I'm not sure how. Try just posting the url of whatever you watch and see if just the url works like it does with twitter.
Cujo
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Awesome, it works.
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CSB alert: Did I tell yall about the time I got sucker punched at a rrestaurant bar in Dallas by a lunatic Giants fan during a SNF game? Literally never saw anything coming. Guess he snuck up from the side or behind.
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What a fucking pussy piece of shit. What happened after he hit you?
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This story needs more mentions of Jake Plummer and airplane terrorists.
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And, if a Jake Plummer mention then the story needs to be set in a Denny's.
Cujo
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A bunch of people intervened between us, I yelled at him do all you New York pussies sucker punch people, and if he was such a tough guy why couldn't he even knock me down with a sucker punch. He got kicked out of the restaurant for life.
Just another weekend night.
No cop cars jumped or terrorist attacks thwarted though. I'm not that exciting.
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Did he at least have the balls to tell you why he did it? Did you have a Cowboys hat on? If so, you get Hos credits for that.A bunch of people intervened between us, I yelled at him do all you New York pussies sucker punch people, and if he was such a tough guy why couldn't he even knock me down with a sucker punch. He got kicked out of the restaurant for life.
Just another weekend night.
No cop cars jumped or terrorist attacks thwarted though. I'm not that exciting.
In all seriousness good that he got banned from the restaurant at least.
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No, he was just a degenerate loser type. I mean, this was a nice-ish restaurant, not some redneck bar or something, but I think he really had a screw loose. Plus of course he was drunk and his team just lost.
And y'all can probably tell I'm not one to jaw at people or start anything like that. My brain always thinks, what if you got in a fight and broke a guy's nose and he sued you for a zillion dollars or you got an assault charge? Or he had a gun on him? So I steer clear of those kinds of things.
I may have had a D cap on. Can I redeem my Hos credits for green stamps or something valuable?
Irving Cowboy
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Only if you were wearing it backwardsI may have had a D cap on. Can I redeem my Hos credits for green stamps or something valuable?
Cujo
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No, he was just a degenerate loser type. I mean, this was a nice-ish restaurant, not some redneck bar or something, but I think he really had a screw loose. Plus of course he was drunk and his team just lost.
And y'all can probably tell I'm not one to jaw at people or start anything like that. My brain always thinks, what if you got in a fight and broke a guy's nose and he sued you for a zillion dollars or you got an assault charge? Or he had a gun on him? So I steer clear of those kinds of things.
I may have had a D cap on. Can I redeem my Hos credits for green stamps or something valuable?
Fuck that, if I’d have been there we would’ve rolled that mf.
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Yeah, you do not come off as a confrontational person. Far from it.No, he was just a degenerate loser type. I mean, this was a nice-ish restaurant, not some redneck bar or something, but I think he really had a screw loose. Plus of course he was drunk and his team just lost.
And y'all can probably tell I'm not one to jaw at people or start anything like that. My brain always thinks, what if you got in a fight and broke a guy's nose and he sued you for a zillion dollars or you got an assault charge? Or he had a gun on him? So I steer clear of those kinds of things.
I may have had a D cap on. Can I redeem my Hos credits for green stamps or something valuable?
Oh, and
at the bold part.
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Same. THe one thing my Longhorn fan brother gave me was having to learn to fight at an early age. Both from having to fight him as my older brother and then later that big-mouthed fucker would get us into fights almost every time we would go out together.Fuck that, if I’d have been there we would’ve rolled that mf.
I told him once if he ever did it again I wasn't going to help him and would walk out and let him get his ass beat (he would always talk shit to group of guys, fucking dumbass) but when it came to it and he started to catch a beat down I just couldn't sit back and watch. It was still my brother, after all.
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yeah, I probably would have had a different reaction.Fuck that, if I’d have been there we would’ve rolled that mf.
