2026 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread...

[Chocolate Lab]

Good Lord. Let's improve to like, below average before we name anything. At least prove these dummies can get lined up first.

 

[NoDak]

Good Lord. Let's improve to like, below average before we name anything. At least prove these dummies can get lined up first.

The dummies aren't here any more. The main core of our defense has less than 1 year time in Dallas.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

The dummies aren't here any more. The main core of our defense has less than 1 year time in Dallas.

I know, but the dumb has spanned more than just a few years.

And I'm halfway joking anyway. But only halfway.

 

[ravidubey]

I wouldn't even consider it until after the season. Show me a whole year of good to dominating defense. Then we'll talk. Otherwise it's just loose talk. Hot boyz level fuckery.

Maybe, I just see the Eagles Fangio name sticking to it throughout the year if it's successful in any way, and fuck that shit sideways

 

[Cowboysrock55]

The original Doomsday defense wasn't even branded after just 3 games. Why the rush to brand so early?

This is a weird conversation. How did we go from defining a scheme to giving a defense a nickname? Like Fangio is just a reference to a scheme, not to a particular unit and nickname.

 

[Cotton]

This is a weird conversation. How did we go from defining a scheme to giving a defense a nickname? Like Fangio is just a reference to a scheme, not to a particular unit and nickname.

I don't know, dude. I'm just as confused as you are.

 

[ravidubey]

Christian Parker said to the press this defense wasn't to be called the Eagles Defense or the Vic defense but it is "our" defense.

Easy to say that, but once labels get out there they take on a life of their own

 

[boozeman]

I am almost embarrassed to post this but I am starting to dislike the Turd.

 

[Cotton]

Don't worry, Boozemun, I moved your post to this year's thread.

 

[boozeman]

Don't worry, Boozemun, I moved your post to this year's thread.

Why thank you, kind sir.

 

[Stars]

I am almost embarrassed to post this but I am starting to dislike the Turd.

Well if his yards per reception keep going down, at least he can be a food vlogger.

 

[boozeman]

Well if his yards per reception keep going down, at least he can be a food vlogger.

He keeps eating that shit, he will get even fucking slower.

Wait until retirement before you hone in on the wifey’s cooking.

 

[Cotton]

Why thank you, kind sir.

Just as an FYI, I stickied this thread to make it easier for you to find.

 

[boozeman]

Just as an FYI, I stickied this thread to make it easier for you to find.

Why thank ya, cunt!

 

[Cotton]

~checks the year of the thread~

Okay cool.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I mean he did start for the Eagles. But I also feel like he was picked on badly last year.

 

[boozeman]

I mean he did start for the Eagles. But I also feel like he was picked on badly last year.

As a deep reserve, I am good.

 

[boozeman]

John Park continues to assemble his fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.

 

[Cujo]

John Park continues to assemble his fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.

He sounds Indian. Dot not feather. That's a good sign.