2024 Season | Week 6 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Lions @ Cowboys | 10/13/2024

[Bipo]

The Cowboys offense is probably on the sideline in awe watching all this creativity the Lions are bringing to the able.

Or the slack jawed faggots running the team are wondering how the Lions pay everyone.

 

[1bigfan13]

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Jerry.

I nice 30+ point ass kicking is the perfect birthday gift.

 

[boozeman]

Well, one more score by the Lions and I'm going to go take a nap.

That is where my level of apathy is at now.

 

[Sheik]

See if you can find some magic beans on that card Mike

That’s not a play sheet. It’s a menu.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

I want this team to be blown out week over week. The dumber Dak looks, the better.

 

[Bipo]

Baker Mayfield is your protagonist

Right. Good QB on a fair contract. I'd trade Dak AND picks for him right now.

 

[boozeman]

Happy birthday, Jerry.

Fuckass bitch.

I hope every sip of drink and every bite of food he takes for the rest of his special day makes his stomach revolt.

 

[SaveAHorseRideACowboy]

They have been predicting a LaPorta rebound.

With this defense, you could predict just about anything and it’ll come true

 

[dpf1123]

Nice to see a team that makes moving the ball look easy. Run, pass, trick plays. Everything working. It's too bad our offense can't play our defense.

 

[1bigfan13]

We knew the defense wasn't good enough.

But the offense needs to do waaaaay more to keep them in games.

You must be new here.

This offense doesn't step up in games like this.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Happy birthday, Jerry.

Fuckass bitch.

One step closer to the grave.

 

[Texas Ace]

WHY IS ZEKE BACK IN THE GAME????

 

[Genghis Khan]

Well, one more score by the Lions and I'm going to go take a nap.

I'm going to take a symbolic dump.

 

[Texas Ace]

This team is so fucking stupid.

 

[Bipo]

WHY IS ZEKE BACK IN THE GAME????

Who gives a shit?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

And back to Zeke. Yep, they are done. This is retarded.

 

[ravidubey]

Why are they handing Elliott the fucking football?

 

[boozeman]

One step closer to the grave.

Until he gets his head in a jar Futurama-style.

I have been telling you people this for decades.

 

[Texas Ace]

That should have been a holding.

 

[1bigfan13]

Explosive plays are needed to get back in the game. Let's get the ball to Zeke.