2024 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[bbgun]

We'd be lucky just to break even on the kid. Another brilliant move, Jerry.

 

[boozeman]

We'd be lucky just to break even on the kid. Another brilliant move, Jerry.

Another brilliant move was not putting him on the field during the blowout wins last year.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Another brilliant move was not putting him on the field during the blowout wins last year.

Exactky, dude needs reps. We should have found a way to get him some.

 

[bbgun]

Another brilliant move was not putting him on the field during the blowout wins last year.

That wouldn't have proven much. He just would've been handing off. He'll get a lot of action come August.

 

[Bipo]

God damn our fanbase is retarded. Why the hell would we get a third for Lance?

I thought they didn't have a 3rd?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I thought they didn't have a 3rd?

They don't it's fine, we will accept their second than.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Another brilliant move was not putting him on the field during the blowout wins last year.

I doubt he was even competent to burn clock in blowouts.

 

[boozeman]

Oh shit. We are doing things wrong again.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Why is it silly? He played way more DE than LBer the last two years.

 

[Simpleton]

Parsons himself said he wants to be paid as a DE.

 

[Cujo]

Another brilliant move was not putting him on the field during the blowout wins last year.

Would've been a safe way to raise his value.

 

[Cujo]

I thought they didn't have a 3rd?

I would take next year's 3rd.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

I would take next year's 3rd.

Which is why you ask for this year's 2nd instead.

 

[Bipo]

Sgt Schultz being interviewed, says in Cowboys weight room there are actually tours going on where people go through behind glass watching players work out. Says they beat on the glass to get players attention. Un motherfucking believable the low rent carnival zoo like bullshit Dallas Cowboys players have to deal with.

No fucking wonder this cunt organization hasn't fucking won shit in 3 decades.

 

[bbgun]

I guess it's possible

 

[Genghis Khan]

Sgt Schultz being interviewed, says in Cowboys weight room there are actually tours going on where people go through behind glass watching players work out. Says they beat on the glass to get players attention. Un motherfucking believable the low rent carnival zoo like bullshit Dallas Cowboys players have to deal with.

Absolutely unbelievable. And we all knew it was a circus, but Jesus Christ apparently it's somehow worse than we thought. I don't understand how Jerry can think this is acceptable.

No fucking wonder this cunt organization hasn't fucking won shit in 3 decades.

Exactly.

 

[bbgun]

So I can look through a pane of glass and watch the cheerleaders work out ... right?

 

[Simpleton]

Absolutely unbelievable. And we all knew it was a circus, but Jesus Christ apparently it's somehow worse than we thought. I don't understand how Jerry can think this is acceptable.

It's because the first priority in this chucklefuck organization isn't winning. It might not even be second or third.

 

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Under Jerry’s Big Top.