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mcnuttz said:
My family is very poor right now, as we just had to pay the state of Georgia a hearty sum when we did our taxes.

Went to the grocery last night with the last few bucks we had.

Gallon of milk, loaf of bread, 5 pounds of bacon.

Roughin it
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Living the high life, you mean
 
It's weird when you can feel a zit on your cheek and it feels like that mofo is huge...then you look in the mirror and you can hardly even see it. I feel like Elephant man over here.
 
I hate brussel sprouts as a kid...now they are the greatest things ever. I always take those bags of them and cook them in the microwave, then finish them in a pan to get a nice crispy edge. w00t
 
Carp said:
I hate brussel sprouts as a kid...now they are the greatest things ever. I always take those bags of them and cook them in the microwave, then finish them in a pan to get a nice crispy edge. w00t
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I agree. I buy the Green Giant frozen ones in butter sauce and eat that shit as a late night snack.

It also has the added value of excellent Dutch Oven fuel.
 
It takes skill to make a good cheesesteak.

I had a pretty shitty one for lunch, and I'm a firm believer that lunch is capable of making or breaking a workday.

I consider this one to have been broken.
 
Carp said:

~ loud, wet fart ~
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That reminds me about when I went to take a piss today.

I am doing my business and this consultant guy who has been around for at least two years, but I have never spoken to, shuffles into the urinal next to me and with a few drops lets out a big time bazooka fart. I, being of a childlike juvenile mind, stifled my laughter.

Then after a strong stream, he does it again, this time it was a long one with a wet crackle at the end.

He finally said excuse me.

I just zipped up quickly and left.

I have never had a total stranger crack one on me, twice like that.

I felt violated.
 
I feel weird shatting in a public restroom if there is someone else in there pissing or whatevs. I will hold it until the last possible second to avoid awkward silence.
 
EZ22 said:
I feel weird shatting in a public restroom if there is someone else in there pissing or whatevs. I will hold it until the last possible second to avoid awkward silence.
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I prefer an empty restroom when clearing my bowels at work.
 
EZ22 said:
I feel weird shatting in a public restroom if there is someone else in there pissing or whatevs. I will hold it until the last possible second to avoid awkward silence.
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:lol

Hell yes.

I hold it until the other guy flushes the toilet or urinal before I let loose.
 
I don't hold it. Once I'm planted, I let it go. And, fuck off if you expect a courtesy flush either. I wanna see that shit before it goes byebye.
 
The public urinal fart is a phenomenon...some just feel comfortable doing it there. Some will give an oops or something, but the ones that don't acknowledge it are like serial killers or something.
 
I refuse to fart at urinals. That is just rude.
 
boozeman said:
I prefer an empty restroom when clearing my bowels at work.
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I can't even do it in the restroom on my floor.

I go to a private restroom where no one from work is around.

Now, I'm changing jobs next week so I'm not going to have that luxury anymore. Where am I going to shit now? :skurred
 
Ace, no offense, but you change jobs more often than you change your skinny jeans.

I'm starting to feel you aren't all that employable.
 
I go home to shit or with terrible pain when I get home.
 
Iamtdg said:
Ace, no offense, but you change jobs more often than you change your skinny jeans.

I'm starting to feel you aren't all that employable.
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I got offers and almost switched a while back but chose not to.

I've been with this company for 22 months but I have a much better opportunity elsewhere and I didn't have to think twice about taking it.

Maybe I'll even get lucky enough to take trips to D.C. like you and speak with our nation's leaders one day.
 
Carp said:
I go home to shit or with terrible pain when I get home.
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Before I found the restroom in the adjacent hotel by my building, I too used to go home completely bloated and full of cramps from having held it in for so long.

I'm afraid that those days could soon be returning.
 
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I'm just kidding, bro. Sometimes, you just have to make the change.
 
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