Who's really driving the Hillary train?

[Texas Ace]

Under Siege 2?

That counts, but I didn't see it.

Did you know that Van Damme tried to fight him numerous times in real life but Segal was always scared?

True story.

 

[Kbrown]

That counts, but I didn't see it.

Did you know that Van Damme tried to fight him numerous times in real life but Segal was always scared?

True story.

Did you know that Van Damme was cast to play the Predator and was really angry when he got on set and the prototype suit really sucked?

 

[Clay_Allison]

That counts, but I didn't see it.

Did you know that Van Damme tried to fight him numerous times in real life but Segal was always scared?

True story.

I think you have that backwards. Or is that the joke?

 

[Texas Ace]

I think you have that backwards. Or is that the joke?

No, it's true....and I too always assumed it would be the other way around.

Shortly before The Expendables 2 was released, Stallone was doing promotional interviews and stuff like that. In one if those interviews, he told a story of how he couldn't bring in Segal because he was afraid Van Damme would try to kick his ass again.

Who would've thought it would be Segal afraid of Van Damme?

The downside of having Van Damme in the sequel movie is that Steven Seagal definitely won’t be in it. Offered a role in the Expenda-sequel, Seagal again baulked at sharing celluloid space with The Muscles From Brussels. The reason? Sylvester Stallone: “At a party in my home in Miami in 1997, Van Damme was tired of Seagal claiming he could kick his ass so he offered Seagal outside into my back yard. Seagal made his excuses and left. But Van Damme, who was berserk, tracked him down at a nightclub and offered him out again. Van Damme was too strong. Seagal wanted none of it.”

 

[Texas Ace]

Did you know that Van Damme was cast to play the Predator and was really angry when he got on set and the prototype suit really sucked?

Yes, I did know that.

I forgot where I saw that at, but I did see it on TV a while back.

 

[Clay_Allison]

No, it's true....and I too always assumed it would be the other way around.

Shortly before The Expendables 2 was released, Stallone was doing promotional interviews and stuff like that. In one if those interviews, he told a story of how he couldn't bring in Segal because he was afraid Van Damme would try to kick his ass again.

Who would've thought it would be Segal afraid of Van Damme?

Van Damme is a dancer who did martial arts for movies. I know there's a lot of politics in getting over a few degrees of black belt in anything but Segal is 10th Dan in Aikido and legit MMA guys train with him. If he was afraid of Van Damme trying to start something he was afraid of hurting him.

 

[shane]

Van Damme is a dancer who did martial arts for movies. I know there's a lot of politics in getting over a few degrees of black belt in anything but Segal is 10th Dan in Aikido and legit MMA guys train with him. If he was afraid of Van Damme trying to start something he was afraid of hurting him.

I'm pretty sure Seagal is a fraud. His story is filled with lies. Van Damme was at least one hell of an athlete in his day and probably could have kicked Seagal's ass by my estimation.

 

[Clay_Allison]

I'm pretty sure Seagal is a fraud. His story is filled with lies. Van Damme was at least one hell of an athlete in his day and probably could have kicked Seagal's ass by my estimation.

I have heard Van Damme is as much an Aikido master as Madonna is Jewish, but I've also heard of Van Damme getting pissed drunk and starting a fight only to get his ass beat by a biker. I guess it all depends on what stories you believe.

 

[L.T. Fan]

Are we talking cocaine sniffing Claude Van Damme? That guy is getting old. He not as old as me but at our age we are too old to fight. We would probably just kill you instead with a weapon.

 

[Texas Ace]

Van Damme was a legit martial artist way before he ever got into the movie biz.

He won tournaments and stuff like that, and it was through this that he got his gig in movies.

I'm not gonna pretend to know how good he was, just saying that he does have a real martial arts background.

 

[Carp]

Timecop>>>>>>>> Anything Segal did

Same with Universal Soldier...it was so good for the time it came out.

 

[boozeman]

This really is the new test thread.

 

[Carp]

This really is the new test thread.

Post recipes in here if you feel like sharing.

 

[Bob Roberts]

I had a very unsatisfactory masturbation session earlier today.

I'll try again in a few hours and I'll let you all know how it went.

 

[boozeman]

I had a very unsatisfactory masturbation session earlier today.

I'll try again in a few hours and I'll let you all know how it went.

 

[L.T. Fan]

I had a very unsatisfactory masturbation session earlier today.

I'll try again in a few hours and I'll let you all know how it went.

Oh my living word.

 

[Cotton]

Oh my living word.

 

[jsmith6919]

I had a very unsatisfactory masturbation session earlier today.

I'll try again in a few hours and I'll let you all know how it went.

 

[boozeman]

Pretty sad when we had Meet The Press on earlier this morning and some Republican asshole was on talking about Hillary and all I could do is chuckle and think about this thread.

 

[Cotton]

McDonalds vs Burger King vs Whataburger.

Go.