Which Current Cowboy Would You Break Bread With?

[bbgun]

Alright, I'll say it.

Jerry.

Has stories up to his eyeballs and a colorful way of telling them. The food would probably be great. The liquor would be also.

And if he's in a party mood? Well, we all know what that means.

It's all fun and games until he passes you a napkin with writing on it.

 

[shoop]

Alright, I'll say it.

Jerry.

Has stories up to his eyeballs and a colorful way of telling them. The food would probably be great. The liquor would be also.

And if he's in a party mood? Well, we all know what that means.

Plus, if he chokes Good Samaritan law covers you if you forget how to do the Heimlich

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Alright, I'll say it.

Jerry.

Has stories up to his eyeballs and a colorful way of telling them. The food would probably be great. The liquor would be also.

And if he's in a party mood? Well, we all know what that means.

So Jerry slides a piece of paper over to you. The writing offers $50,000 for a devils threesome with you and a female hooker. What do you do?

 

[Genghis Khan]

So Jerry slides a piece of paper over to you. The writing offers $50,000 for a devils threesome with you and a female hooker. What do you do?

I hold out for $100,000 up front, plus a a job as a team attorney.

 

[Foobio]

50 grand wouldn’t even cover the cost of the therapy.

 

[NoDak]

Imagine eating a meal with Jaylon Smith.

If he jumps up and swipes my plate on the floor, there’s gonna be trouble.

 

[NoDak]

Alright, I'll say it.

Jerry.

Has stories up to his eyeballs and a colorful way of telling them. The food would probably be great. The liquor would be also.

And if he's in a party mood? Well, we all know what that means.

Winner.

 

[Newt]

Imagine eating a meal with Jaylon Smith.

Booze: Hey Jaylon, biscuit or roll???

Jaylon: ~indecisive footwork~ Toast???

 

[Newt]

So Jerry slides a piece of paper over to you. The writing offers $50,000 for a devils threesome with you and a female hooker. What do you do?

You hand the hooker a strap on and bend over....

 

[NoDak]

You hand the hooker a strap on and bend over....

Baby, are you in yet?

 

[Cotton]

I think Dak. Just seems like such a wonderful human. Now if we are partying I bet Zeke would be a lot of fun.

Yeah, I would choose Dak.

 

[Genghis Khan]

You hand the hooker a strap on and bend over....

 

[Cotton]

~stomp stomp~

Ooooohhhhh, a self ~stomp stomp~ call out. That may be a DCC first.

 

[Cotton]

I swear to god you motherfuckers cause every thread on this board to go south.

 

[Cotton]

Fucking hookers and strap-ons. But of course that came up in a thread about eating dinner.

 

[Couchcoach]

Alright, I'll say it.

Jerry.

Has stories up to his eyeballs and a colorful way of telling them. The food would probably be great. The liquor would be also.

And if he's in a party mood? Well, we all know what that means.

If I hung out and had dinner with Jerry I'd probably piss him off. Most of my questions would be based on Jimmy and what he did. I could see things getting awkward in a hurry.

 

[ravidubey]

Alright, I'll say it.

Jerry.

Has stories up to his eyeballs and a colorful way of telling them. The food would probably be great. The liquor would be also.

And if he's in a party mood? Well, we all know what that means.

Are you a Libra?

 

[Cotton]

Are you a Libra?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Are you a Libra?

No, and I'm a little afraid to ask why.

 

[Sheik]

I’ll do the grocery shopping for the dinner.