The Work Thread..

[boozeman]

Sorry. That damn Zoom thing got me off track.

Anyways, I fired her at the end of the day. It just so happens that Dipshit Husband showed up with the infant (he is on intermittent LOA for his Chron’s Disease) to take his woman out to lunch. I could not ruin that. But the rest that happened after that was quite fun.

 

[bbgun]

Did you say the classic "shut the door behind you" line? That's when you know you're fucked.

 

[boozeman]

Did you say the classic "shut the door behind you" line? That's when you know you're fucked.

No, you always open and shut the door for them. Safer that way.

 

[NoDak]

Anyways, I fired her at the end of the day.

Make her work the whole day, THEN fire her. Nice. I like it. No point in letting her have the whole day to herself.

Stay down, Biznatch.

 

[Texas Ace]

Sorry. That damn Zoom thing got me off track.

Anyways, I fired her at the end of the day. It just so happens that Dipshit Husband showed up with the infant (he is on intermittent LOA for his Chron’s Disease) to take his woman out to lunch. I could not ruin that. But the rest that happened after that was quite fun.

So how'd she take it?

 

[boozeman]

So how'd she take it?

Oh. It was shall we say “colorful”.

Best not say more.

 

[boozeman]

Now Miss Thang is opening up what she thinks is some Corporate can of whoop ass on me.

Chile, my freight train of documented evidence is coming right back at ’cha! And you are gonna fall.

 

[bbgun]

Why are you talking black? Is she a Negro?

 

[boozeman]

Why are you talking black? Is she a Negro?

Yes. I am speaking tribal. Why do you ask?

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[Cotton]

I haven't heard the term "jive" in a long time.

 

[boozeman]

I haven't heard the term "jive" in a long time.

Yeah. This one does not speak the cultured and nuanced language that was jive. This is full blown cheap ass ebonics.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Yes. I am speaking tribal. Why do you axe?

FIFY

 

[boozeman]

FIFY

You sir are a racist.

 

[boozeman]

So anyways. I am going to see this one burnt at the stake tomorrow. My evidence is insurmountable.

 

[boozeman]

Been doing this every morning all week.

Well it took longer than I thought since Hottie Boss was busy, but she cut this one off at the knees this morning. I am now going to lust after Hottie Boss even more. I profess my eternal loyalty to this Queen.

 

[Cotton]

Okay, I am now officially worried about teh Boozemun.

 

[bbgun]

He needs to go on Undercover Boss to learn some touching tales about his loyal employees.

 

[Sheik]

Maybe it’s just me, but I sense Booze is happier than he’s ever been and it comes through in his posts.

Anyone else see it?

 

[boozeman]

He needs to go on Undercover Boss to learn some touching tales about his loyal employees.

I have been here for five years, I could never pull it off.