The Work Thread..

Cotton

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I am gonna fire this real bitch today.

I can do it anytime I want. I just need to decide how to fuck up her day the best way.

And her POS shit husband’s too.
Well, that's not nice.
 

Cotton

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I always have a choice each day when I go in to work.

Will I find Jesus or choose violence.

Today, I am choosing violence.
Aight then.
 

boozeman

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So anyways, this twat is very high on my list of all time bad hires. But the worst part is that is sort of feel sorry for firing her since she is the current bread winner for the family unit since her husband’s bullshit Workman’s Comp case has stopped paying and he is out of work.
 

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I am gonna fire this real bitch today.

I can do it anytime I want. I just need to decide how to fuck up her day the best way.

And her POS shit husband’s too.
I thought you weren't supposed to enjoy terminations in HR?
 

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So anyways, this twat is very high on my list of all time bad hires. But the worst part is that is sort of feel sorry for firing her since she is the current bread winner for the family unit since her husband’s bullshit Workman’s Comp case has stopped paying and he is out of work.
 

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I am gonna fire this real bitch today.

I can do it anytime I want. I just need to decide how to fuck up her day the best way.

And her POS shit husband’s too.
Think of the children, ya heartless SOB.
 

boozeman

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Think of the children, ya heartless SOB.
It is only about six months old, born to one of the more worthless examples for a father that I have ever seen.

The guy is a career malingerer who also has fucked the majority of the females on his shift and only married her stupid kid since she was the lucky one who got knocked up.
 

boozeman

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OMG

I just logged into a Zoom call and this great big fat chick I have never seen before was the only other one in the room.

So I had to talk to her until other's got on.

Holy fuck, she is not only repulsive to look at, she doesn't even have a nice personality.

This is like having Jabba The Hutt in a blonde wig repeating PTO policy changes that were rolled out in February.

Seriously? This is unholy.

Maybe she heard me mutter under my breath when I logged on "who the fuck is she/her/it?".
 

boozeman

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I have muted PigFace and I have pinned Hottie Boss on the screen.

She is playing with her hair. Oooh. She just licked her lips.

Bark like a dog for me...
 

boozeman

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Damn, PigFace needs to change her camera angle and the way she fucking talks.

The angle has her sausage fingers reaching out to you.

Then as she speaks she moves her blond head along with her hands. And I guess she is proud of her oversized beach ball tits, too.
 

boozeman

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The most brutal part is Hottie Boss requires your camera to be on, so I am trying so fucking hard right now to stifle the laughter mixed with disgust and manage my facial expressions.
 

Cotton

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Nothing like live-posting a Zoom meeting.
 

boozeman

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I am not one of THEM...I enjoy my TIME OFF HEHEHEHEHEHE...

~inhales through pig nose~

Ahem.


~deep exhale with frowny face when not enough people are fake laughing and smiling~

Anyways...

This should be illegal.

This wrong wrong and terribly wrong. I have done nothing to deserve this.
 

boozeman

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Now she is making a flexing muscle pump when talking about Flex Time Off.

She could play flapping music with those swinging pieces of meat that are her biceps.
 
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