The New Member Thread

[waldoputty]

WARNING

An Infraction has been placed onto your record.

The proper way to say "fuck" is "fuck".

Not the shortened version of "fuk" unless you are are trying to make some sort of inflection.

Otherwise, then it looks like you are texting and that is not what we do here. Go to Facebook if that is your thing.

coach is too short to fuck
so he fuks

 

[waldoputty]

My mother's first boyfriend after my dad's accident was a guy who had property around Fredericksburg near Sisterdale.
I was around your age and he got me a bow.
Not compound though. They all said compounds were for girls.
I was pulling 80 pounds at 9 and hitting birds in trees.

Now? My damn shoulders probably couldn't pull 80 and my knees will wonk my aim.

I so suck now.

corso, i truly sincerely feel sorry for you.

 

[waldoputty]

This guy right here...
I think I lerv him.

Shit!
INFRACTION!!! INFRACTION!!! INFRACTION!!!

My bad. Didn't mean to hit the Lerv button.
Too soon.

more corsoisms
frightening thought
amazing what corso can do outside cz

 

[waldoputty]

Sorry....fuck you.....is that better?

such a loud mouth
pms coachie learned too much from pmstrouty

 

[waldoputty]

I’m one of the more negative posters here. But I’m also a true fan. I wouldn’t have invested in buying this board if I HATED the Cowboys. I love the team, but I do hate the ownership. But it’s been a Tough 25 years of disappointment and for that, I bitch and complain especially when you have off-season shit going on like we see right now.

this off season indeed is sucking. i am ready to get on tank bandwagon before it has started.

 

[waldoputty]

I know I feel better and I'm certain you do too!
Release is a great thing for the soul.

so graphic...

 

[waldoputty]

I get both sides....it's a personal choice. I've invested in many things, but not in anything that caused me aggravation.....I understand the frustration.....been there, done that. We all have our own way of enjoying things.

not aggravated

kitty @Puttyism - where r u?

 

[Jarhead]

not aggravated

kitty @Puttyism - where r u?

Sleeping? Pussy cats need their beauty sleep. Especially the cranky ones. :D

 

[UncleMilti]

I don't identify....I'll let you figure it out...lol
....just no cup checks, turn your head and cough or prostate probes!

 

[Cotton]

I identify as white.

How COULD you?!?!

 

[waldoputty]

Sleeping? Pussy cats need their beauty sleep. Especially the cranky ones. :D

@Puttyism - meow?

 

[Puttyism]

not aggravated

kitty @Puttyism - where r u?

Sorry I'm late. Missed the short bus!

 

[waldoputty]

Sorry I'm late. Missed the short bus!

difficult to notice
typical coachie

 

[Ranch]

Sorry I'm late. Missed the short bus!

Waldo drives a short bus.....I drive the long bus..I can understand why you missed it.

 

[waldoputty]

Waldo drives a short bus.....I drive the long bus..I can understand why you missed it.

coachie, u need to stop obsess on putty body. it is not healthy.

instead perhaps u should focus on ur shortcomings. may be there could be help for u even though kitty did not realize u were there...

 

[gp_cowpolk]

I had a Bacon cheese burger and beer today

 

[data]

What kind of beer do you like, but not like a lot?

 

[boozeman]

What kind of beer do you like, but not like a lot?

There is no like a little. But if I must answer this, it is probably Warsteiner.

 

[gp_cowpolk]

What kind of beer do you like, but not like a lot?

Hamms

 

[boozeman]

Hams

It has two “M”s in it.