The Beer Thread

[Genghis Khan]

Cool, but this is the Beer Thread, not the Things Freshman Sorority Girls Say Thread.

 

[dallen]

A new Top 10 Texas Breweries list just came out. Just going to post the link. Figured there are enough people on this board that live in Texas and drink beer who might find it interesting.

https://www.thrillist.com/drink/austin/best-craft-breweries-in-texas-thrillist-austin?platform=hootsuite

I've prepared an artisinal prop for you.

 

[Angrymesscan]

Beer snobs. I had some Miller Lite this weekend and fucking loved it!

YOU don't have many braincells to begin with, if you're killing them, at least do it with some quality stuff...

 

[Cotton]

YOU don't have many braincells to begin with, if you're killing them, at least do it with some quality stuff...

I do smoke some braincells with Negra Modelo occasionally.

 

[mcnuttz]

I've drank hundreds of different beers, but Bud Light and High Life are two that I keep my shed fridge filled with.

Craft beers are great, but I don't like regularly spending $10+ on a 6pack....especially during the summer when we're always out in the yard.

Yes, a craft beer tastes a little different but GTFO here with your undertones and hints of spice bullshit. You drink beer to get a little buzzed. This isn't fucking wine we're talking about.

 

[Cotton]

I've drank hundreds of different beers, but Bud Light and High Life are two that I keep my shed fridge filled with.

Craft beers are great, but I don't like regularly spending $10+ on a 6pack....especially during the summer when we're always out in the yard.

Yes, a craft beer tastes a little different but GTFO here with your undertones and hints of spice bullshit. You drink beer to get a little buzzed. This isn't fucking wine we're talking about.

I think we just became BFFs.

 

[mcnuttz]

I think we just became BFFs.

^5

Come over tomorrow for a BBQ, but don't bring any of that shitty beer.

Just kidding man, you're not invited!

 

[Cotton]

^5

Come over tomorrow for a BBQ, but don't bring any of that shitty beer.

Just kidding man, you're not invited!

Stopped reading at "come over tomorrow". Be there at 6.

 

[mcnuttz]

Stopped reading at "come over tomorrow". Be there at 6.

Sounds good, man...am looking forward to it.

~googling "how to uninvite someone who invited themselves over to your BBQ"~

 

[Cotton]

Sounds good, man...am looking forward to it.

~googling "how to uninvite someone who invited themselves over to your BBQ"~

Google doesn't know everything. Should I bring anything besides the shitty beer?

 

[mcnuttz]

Google doesn't know everything. Should I bring anything besides the shitty beer?

Uh...no man, that's it. Just the shitty beer is all.

~trying YaH00!~

 

[Cotton]

Uh...no man, that's it. Just the shitty beer is all.

~trying YaH00!~

Yahoo ain't got shit on Google. Sure you don't want me to bring jalapeno poppers or anything?

 

[mcnuttz]

Yahoo ain't got shit on Google. Sure you don't want me to bring jalapeno poppers or anything?

~closing Miss Manner's Book of Etiquette~

GFY dude, the party is cancelled.

 

[dallen]

Reminds me of the story of the guy moving into his new house when his biker dude neighbor shows up and invites him over for a night of drinking, fighting, and fornicating. The guy says, "Sounds great! What should I bring?" And the neighbor replies, "Don't matter. It'll just be the two of us."

 

[mcnuttz]

I'd like to read the whole story.

Please send link.

 

[Cotton]

~closing Miss Manner's Book of Etiquette~

GFY dude, the party is cancelled.

Sucks, man. Guess it'll just be the two of us. ~creepy smile~

 

[mcnuttz]

Sucks, man. Guess it'll just be the two of us. ~creepy smile~

Who the hell are you?

 

[mcnuttz]

Test

 

[Cotton]

Who the hell are you?

 

[Cotton]

Test

I concur with this post.