Report: Colin Kaepernick investigated for alleged sexual assault

[Kbrown]

Given his DUI history, I think he meant to say he had a Jager bomb

This is, word-for-word, the first user comment on the ESPN.com story. Nice work, Carlos Mencia.

 

[boozeman]

This is, word-for-word, the first user comment on the ESPN.com story. Nice work, Carlos Mencia.

 

[Carp]

This is, word-for-word, the first user comment on the ESPN.com story. Nice work, Carlos Mencia.

Oh snap.

 

[NoDak]

This is, word-for-word, the first user comment on the ESPN.com story. Nice work, Carlos Mencia.

 

[Cotton]

This is, word-for-word, the first user comment on the ESPN.com story. Nice work, Carlos Mencia.

I now take back my and hand it to Kenneth.

 

[data]

Classic.

 

[BipolarFuk]

What can I say?

I've never had an original comedic thought in my life.

 

[jootep]

This is, word-for-word, the first user comment on the ESPN.com story. Nice work, Carlos Mencia.

I had some beers with Mencia a couple of weeks ago.

Well, I was at a table having some beers and wings and he was at the bar being unfunny.

CSB

/Hostile