President Trump Thread...

[boozeman]

Who gives a shit what it was about.

The same bullshit excuses were used by people who just can't get over the fact that they vote for a president....not a fucking king.

I have to be honest, Trump is the one and only President in my lifetime that I can say has even come close to acting like a king/dictator.

And had the same kind of reactions to him.

 

[BipolarFuk]

I have to be honest, Trump is the one and only President in my lifetime that I can say has even come close to acting like a king/dictator.

And had the same kind of reactions to him.

He has completely bamboozled at least 30% of the country.

These fucking rubes actually think a fucking billionaire NYC cares about them.

They would be completely OK if somehow he was declared our Lord and Sovereign Donald I tomorrow.

 

[BipolarFuk]

LT would be the first in line to kiss the ring.

 

[L.T. Fan]

LT would be the first in line to kiss the ring.

You have a lot of bull shit words but you have not once given any reasonable reason for your position. You simply live on a liberal fantasy world where you imagime you have the right to say and do anything you want without substance. The short version is you are a crybaby who didn’t get their way in the election and you are not responsible enough to live with it. Just keep crying and living in a mental state that you think is the truth even though it is complete imaginary bullshit. Your mind is completely flooded with crybaby sour grapes emotion.

 

[BipolarFuk]

You have a lot of bull shit words but you have not once given any reasonable reason for your position. You simply live on a liberal fantasy world where you imagime you have the right to say and do anything you want without substance. The short version is you are a crybaby who didn’t get their way in the election and you are not responsible enough to live with it. Just keep crying and living in a mental state that you think is the truth even though it is complete imaginary bullshit. Your mind is completely flooded with crybaby sour grapes emotion.

The truth is yet to be revealed.

Mueller is the Truth.

 

[Cotton]

I personally can't wait for the 3am message from Trump that just says "boobs"

 

[L.T. Fan]

The truth is yet to be revealed.

Mueller is the Truth.

It’s taking an awfully long time to try to create the truth by Mueller. You cling to the idea of Trump being named as being in collusion with the Russians even though Mueller has already proclaimed no American was involved. Just what are you hoping to hear?

 

[BipolarFuk]

It’s taking an awfully long time to try to create the truth by Mueller. You cling to the idea of Trump being named as being in collusion with the Russians even though Mueller has already proclaimed no American was involved. Just what are you hoping to hear?

Just hoping that the truth will come out on this scumbag.

I would bet my house he is tied up in money laundering with the Russian and NY mob.

 

[L.T. Fan]

Just hoping that the truth will come out on this scumbag.

I would bet my house he is tied up in money laundering with the Russian and NY mob.

What truth might that be? What possible reason would Trump have to be laundering money?

Systems that laundry money are ones that obtain money through illegal practices and have to find a way to use companies to run it through. Do you think Trump uses his companies to do this. That doesn’t make any sense at all. Have you ever investigated money laundering and RICO organizations? I have. I would sincerely be interested in hearing your theory to this money laundering with a Russian connection.

 

[BipolarFuk]

What truth might that be? What possible reason would Trump have to be laundering money?

Systems that laundry money are ones that obtain money through illegal practices and have to find a way to use companies to run it through. Do you think Trump uses his companies to do this. That doesn’t make any sense at all. Have you ever investigated money laundering and RICO organizations? I have. I would sincerely be interested in hearing your theory to this money laundering with a Russian connection.

Hey I have my dreams of Trump going up in flames, real or imagined.

Just like people like you do with Hillary.

 

[L.T. Fan]

Hey I have my dreams of Trump going up in flames, real or imagined.

Just like people like you do with Hillary.

You don’t hear me talking about Hillary.

 

[Smitty]

Hey I have my dreams of Trump going up in flames, real or imagined.

Just like people like you do with Hillary.

So, no theory at all then, just hopes.

 

[jsmith6919]

I personally can't wait for the 3am message from Trump that just says "boobs"

 

[L.T. Fan]

Someone is about to be embarrassed with the move to declassify the FISA documents. Not the least of which will be Mueller for sitting on this information and not disclosing how the warrants were obtained and how they were used for subsequent warrants. Comey obviously will be in the soup for allowing this to go forward plus the head of the Justice Department at the for not curbing the illegality. Nothwithstanding the individuals who were part of the ruse and the political manipulators.

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[BipolarFuk]

 

[BipolarFuk]

How Will the President Respond to His Penis Being Described as “the Mushroom Character From Mario Kart”?

How Will the President Respond to His Penis Being Described as “the Mushroom Character From Mario Kart”?

Well, let’s get this over with. Alleged former Donald Trump paramour Stormy Daniels has written a book in which she describes the current president’s penis as looking like the character Toad from the racing video game Mario Kart, and the Guardian got a copy:

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart…

Daniels has said she had a brief sexual relationship with Trump that began in 2006. Trump has denied the affair but paid Daniels $130,000 through attorney Michael Cohen to sign a nondisclosure agreement during the 2016 campaign. (That agreement is essentially moot at this point, legally speaking.)

Will Trump respond to Daniels’ description? His history of not turning the other cheek when it comes to graphic subjects suggests he will. During the campaign, he urged Americans to “check out” a “sex tape” (which was actually footage from a reality show) involving Alicia Machado, a former Miss Universe contestant who said Trump made disparaging comments to her about her weight. Trump also responded like so, during a primary debate, to fellow candidate Marco Rubio’s insinuations about the potential connection between his hand size and his penis size:

He referred to my hands—if they are small, something else must be small—I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you.

So, yes—the president of America will likely make written or verbal remarks, at some point in the near future, defending the visual appeal of his penis and pubic hair.

 

[skidadl]

This is like a move that an attorney would make on a TV drama.

Tell the truth Mr Trump, did you have an affair with Stormy Daniels?

No way! I am not a disgusting pervert like that.

We have witnesses, we have information...tell the truth, Mr Trump!

You're a rat! I would never do that! I have a beautiful with, my daughter is very sexy and I am a very very rich man!

~courtroom drama increases~

Then I guess you won't mind us putting witnesses on the stand to testify that you have a mushroom wiener?!!?!

STORMY DANIELS IS A WHORE! HER VAG IS AS BIG AS THE GRAND CANYON!!!! I'VE SEEN IT!!!

AH HA! So you did have an affair with Stormy Daniels?!

She's a whore so yes I did things that you only do to whores!! My penis is amazing. It is YUGE! You can be guaranteed of that!

I rest my case.

 

[boozeman]

Someone needs to ask Lewinsky about Clinton's dong so he has a point of comparison.