Predictions for 2018 Season, Week 2: Offensive Points Scored vs NY Giants

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Does the offense rebound at home? Sunday night, so can't complain about the sunlight. Well, maybe lost in the stadium lights then.

At least we're at home. Well, we're 37-36 since Jerry World opened in 2009.

We got Ezekiel back. Well, he's only average 3.85 yards per carry in his three games against the Giants.

At least we'll be in our whites.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

13 points. A Zeke touchdown and two FGs.

In a 1 point loss.

 

[Rock Slamdance]

17 points. Defensive touchdown, Zeke TD, FG. But there will be a missed FG, and Dak will have less than 200 yards passing. And we lose 24–17. Ginger claps, Linehan is silent, and Jerry gets drunk.

 

[Landry]

20 points. Zeke scores, Gallup scores and two FGs.

 

[BipolarFuk]

I have a question.

Who the fuck is gonna kick all these FGs?

 

[GShock]

I have a question.

Who the fuck is gonna kick all these FGs?

GOAT Heath

 

[Cujo]

We lose by 10.

 

[Couchcoach]

Offense rolls over again, but finds a way to score . Zeke breaks 100 but it's not enough.
Defense plays their asses off and limits Barkley to 75 yards. Keeps Manning in check. But they wear down late I the fourth
We fall 14-10

 

[Texas Ace]

I have a question.

Who the fuck is gonna kick all these FGs?

GOAT Heath

 

[chevycowboys]

We score only 7 points and lose 17-7. Offense is shit, and Garrett keeps clapping.

 

[ravidubey]

Two crappy teams square off. At least we get to see a future all-timer at RB (Barkley) instead of fat fuck Zeke.

 

[Rev]

Two crappy teams square off. At least we get to see a future all-timer at RB (Barkley) instead of fat fuck Zeke.

You forgot to switch accounts.

 

[Cotton]

You forgot to switch accounts.

 

[BipolarFuk]

You forgot to switch accounts.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Two crappy teams square off. At least we get to see a future all-timer at RB (Barkley) instead of fat fuck Zeke.

It's like the time Dez messed up and used his real twitter account to agree with his tweet...