Machota: Jerry Jones We have enough moving parts, no need to move La’el Collins to T

[mcnuttz]

Let's go ahead and figure your dumbass out here.

Shit town, butt hurt preachers kid with daddy issues.

Jerry obsessed, hillbilly who's failed billboard campaign is his legacy.

You are cetainly the man when it comes to failing at life.

Now that you've got yourself a handle on a message board you are convinced that you know what they hell yours taking about. I'm sure you could walk right into the front office and get yourself a bus drivers job without even trying. Congrats. You have won the internet.

Sonofabitch, he just got the white shoe treatment.

Fucking brutal.

 

[mcnuttz]

Jacking off is about all he gets.

He's got a busload to prove otherwise. Not your best retort.

 

[Cotton]

Let's go ahead and figure your dumbass out here.

Shit town, butt hurt preachers kid with daddy issues.

Jerry obsessed, hillbilly who's failed billboard campaign is his legacy.

You are cetainly the man when it comes to failing at life.

Now that you've got yourself a handle on a message board you are convinced that you know what they hell yours taking about. I'm sure you could walk right into the front office and get yourself a bus drivers job without even trying. Congrats. You have won the internet.

This coming from the guy who came from a white trash family, who now tries to pretend he isn't white trash by marrying a mexican and spitting out a bunch of mixed and confused kids. I would guess you really do miss all of the drugs and shit your momma and daddy did while you were a kid. Which makes sense considering you are now a dumbass piece of shit. Your mom probably snorted meth while she was pregnant with you.

 

[Cotton]

Skid as a kid: Mom, why are you fucking daddy's friend?

Skid's mom: He is just like an uncle to you.

Skid: So, is that why you fuck Uncle Peter, too?

Skid's mom: ~giggle~

 

[Cotton]

Oh, and one more thing, [MENTION=19]skidadl[/MENTION]... FUCK YOU!

 

[skidadl]

Nice, bitch.

And goodbye.

 

[Jiggyfly]

Shit got real up in this mutha.

 

[mcnuttz]

Well shit, it's 5:00.

 

[NoDak]

Wait. Wouldnt marrying a Mexican and spitting out a bunch of mixed, confused kids make you even white trashyER?

I think in his zest for a super über slam, he may have gotten confused himself. Oh well.

Oh. And you guys stepped on the gas and got all F YOU a little soon. It's no longer believable.

 

[Deuce]

Wait. Wouldnt marrying a Mexican and spitting out a bunch of mixed, confused kids make you even white trashyER?

Maybe in West Texas, this is considered the norm?

 

[skidadl]

Well shit, it's 5:00.

Overall I'd say it was a successful day.

 

[mcnuttz]

He was midswat, Ya dumbasses.

 

[L.T. Fan]

Curtain Call. Everyone take your bows.

 

[Jiggyfly]

Oh. And you guys stepped on the gas and got all F YOU a little soon. It's no longer believable.

Yeah that did go from 0-60 in 1 sec, I have to call foul as well.

But then we are talking about Cotton.

 

[skidadl]

At 7pm I'll be on he sidelines of a football game.

This bitch will still be on the internet trying to find his way in life.

 

[E_D_Guapo]

WTF happened in here? Why in the hell did it get so personal? Wow. Seemed to unnecessarily escalate, and rather quickly.

Was this a classic hoax similar to what EZ used to do? An "Abracadabra, dipshit" moment or something that we later find out was all a big joke?

 

[L.T. Fan]

WTF happened in here? Why in the hell did it get so personal? Wow. Seemed to unnecessarily escalate, and rather quickly.

Was this a classic hoax similar to what EZ used to do? An "Abracadabra, dipshit" moment or something that we later find out was all a big joke?

Yep. I tried to put it on the front row but they just went right on bye like the were for real.

 

[E_D_Guapo]

Yep. I tried to put it on the front row but they just went right on bye like the were for real.

I noticed that. Good effort LT.

 

[Angrymesscan]

...

Now that you've got yourself a handle on a message board you are convinced that you know what they hell yours taking about. I'm sure you could walk right into the front office and get yourself a bus drivers job without even trying. Congrats. You have won the internet.

Grammar Nazi...?

 

[Cotton]