Joseph Randle arrested for shoplifting

BipolarFuk

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He must have sent all his money back to the hood.

Kinda like how the Mexican restaurants send all theirs back to Mexico.
 

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As if it matters, it was Gucci cologne and Polo underwear valued at $120.
Thank goodness it wasn't Old Spice and a pack of tighty whiteys.

That might have been embarrassing.
 

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He must have sent all his money back to the hood.

Kinda like how the Mexican restaurants send all theirs back to Mexico.
Whoa. Not worried about the PC police I see.
 

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Thank goodness it wasn't Old Spice and a pack of tighty whiteys.

That might have been embarrassing.
From the looks of his mugshot, he doesn't look all that embarrassed.
 

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:lol

Let the memes commence.
 

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Sounds like a Curvin Richards-like oppurtunity for Mr. Garrett. There is little dropoff to Dunbar and Williams
 

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I am wondering why the Frisco Police Department felt compelled to tweet this out. Do they do that for all crimes...or just Cowboy related?
 

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TMZ is reporting, it wasn't even a full bottle of cologne.

It was the tester bottle on the counter.

:lol
 

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This guy is retarded. Just as his career could have taken a turn for the better he undermines himself.

JG needs to fine his ass right quick and move on with practice.
 

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TMZ is reporting, it wasn't even a full bottle of cologne.

It was the tester bottle on the counter.

:lol
:doh

How the hell do you steal a tester bottle of cologne when you're a professional athlete?
 

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:tippytoe
 

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Suspend him now.



 
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I predict that he will say it was all a misunderstanding...that he forgot to play. All of the same people that freaked on draft day and then homered out once they read the scouting reports will do the same thing.



Ohhhhhh
 

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What a freaking moron. What the hell is wrong with players these days? Shoplifting crap like cologne and underwear? At least if it was crab legs or something, he could use the ever popular "feed my family" line. Just...:picard
 

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