Jason Garrett’s resume is filled with big-game losses late in the year. Sunday at Philly was the worst one yet

[boozeman]

The sad truth is there will never be a sense of urgency within Jerry Jones because the revenue will be there win or lose. If he somehow ended up with the Chargers, which was the first team he attempted to buy, instead of the Cowboys, there's no doubt in my mind that he'd operate a lot differently. The Chargers aren't a global brand like the Cowboys where all it takes is minimal effort to turn a sizable profit.

In a parallel universe, where he did buy the San Diego Chargers, this fucking retard would be broke.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I don’t think yesterday was his worst loss.

I’ve witnessed way more egregious losses, even this year.

Wasn’t it the Minnesota game that was a huge clusterfuck, like the last 3 minutes of that game.

Yeah Dak was on fire and Zeke couldn't do shit. So we run the ball twice to end rhe winning drive potentially.

 

[yimyammer]

I’m sure he owns at least a handful of records you wouldn’t want to own.

(1 of 3):

The thread was started with the intention of making it about all the ridiculous records the Cowboys have set since jeri ran off jimmy but the thread title got changed to Garrett records but it has some of both, here's some cut and paste from that thread:

Lets start with this pitiful doozy:

The Houston Texans shocked their intrastate rivals (Dallas Cowboys) 19-10, becoming just the second expansion team ever to win their first game (after the Minnesota Vikings in 1961).


According to Elias Sports Bureau, the Cowboys are the second team in NFL history to lose consecutive games at home despite scoring at least 30 points in both contests. The 2012 Detroit Lions lost two in a row when scoring 31 and 33 points. The Lions offensive coordinator? Scott Linehan, who holds that job with the Cowboys.





Only team in NFL history to follow two different 13-3 one seed seasons with a one and done playoffs.

Broke the team record for fewest rushing TDs a few years back. The record broken was of the strike shortened 9 game 1982 season.

Also records for fewest turnovers generated. not sure if it was just franchise or NFL record. I think it was tied for worst ever with the Saints maybe.

Current streak of 28 games without a defensive TD (longest in team history AFAIK), and also 36 games without a special teams TD (also longest in team history AFAIK).

There was the unique back to back 70+ yard runs given up to the Ravens.

The loss to the Texans first ever game should count here too it was such a huge fail.

Two games where we reached 99% win probability and lost, both in the same year to Green Bay and Detroit.

In 2013 the defense gave up 6645 total yards, the most in team history, and third most in NFL history. Also in 2013, let Calvin Johnson go off for 329 yards receiving. The most ever surrendered in team history, and the second most in NFL history. The previous 300 yard game was 24 years earlier.

The Cowboys set a team record by committing 18 penalties against the Eagles in September, 2015.
They had three others that the Eagles declined. The previous mark of 17 was set against the Cleveland Browns in a 1988 game.

Matt Cassel had 97 passing yards in a game against the Seahawks in 2015. That is the fewest passing yards by a Dallas starting quarterback who played an entire game since Clint Stoerner’s first NFL start in October of 2001, when he tallied 93 yards versus Arizona.

 

[yimyammer]

I’m sure he owns at least a handful of records you wouldn’t want to own.

2 of 3:


6 sacks to one player in one game is a new Cowboys record of shame. That has never happened before. Hell, it was a new record at 5 sacks. That's how much fail went into that, and Garrett gets a good share of it because of the lack of either helping the scrub, or benching him sooner. We made Clayborne into the greatest defensive end in NFL history for one game. He'll go back to being a JAG for the rest of his career now as is the way of the Curse of the Cowboy.

VS Green Bay. Up 26-3 at half, then choked out to Matt Flynn:

11/19/2017 lost to the Eagles 37 to 9 ---> It had been 55 years since Dallas gave up 30 points in the second half without scoring. The Cowboys fell to the Eagles 37-9 on Sunday after holding a 9-7 lead over Philadelphia at halftime. Dallas has lost only one other game by more than 20 points after leading at the intermission. On Dec. 9, 1962, the Cowboys led the St. Louis Cardinals 20–14 at halftime before eventually dropping the game 52-20. (Elias Sports Bureau)

November 2017 - First time in franchise history that the Cowboys have gone 10 straight quarters without a TD.

2017 Season:

First time the Cowboys have been held to fewer than 10 points in three straight games in franchise history

Third time they have had four losses of 20 or more points since Jerry Jones purchased the team in 1989.

First time since 2004 they have had three straight losses by at least 20 points. The Bill Parcells’ Cowboys lost to the Cincinnati Bengals (26-3), Philadelphia Eagles (49-21) and Baltimore Ravens (30-10) on their way to a 6-10 finish. The only other time the Cowboys had three straight losses by at least 20 points came in 1960, the first year of the organization’s existence.

Lets take an intermission to reflect on the positive:


Back to our regular scheduled programing.....


Jason Garrett is the only Cowboys coach to lose 3 out of 4 Thanksgiving games:
2014: Eagles 33 Cowboys 10
2015: Panthers 33 Cowboys 14
2016: Cowboys 31 Redskins 26
2017: Chargers 28 Cowboys 6. (also the fewest amount of points ever scored on Thanksgiving)

2017 Season: 92-22 scoring differential over three games (70 points) is an all-time franchise worst for a three game stretch:
November 12 at Atlanta Falcons L 7–27
November 19 Philadelphia Eagles L 9–37
November 23 Los Angeles Chargers L 6–28
3 straight games with under 10 points - franchise record

 

[yimyammer]

I’m sure he owns at least a handful of records you wouldn’t want to own.

3 of 3:


from a 2017 Bob Sturm article:

"The 515 total yards allowed? The 434 passing yards? The 500-400 club now has eight quarterbacks who have done it against the Cowboys since 1960. Billy Wade did the deed in 1962 win for the Bears and Warren Moon accomplished it in 1991, victoriously, for the Houston Oilers. The other six have done it against the Jason Garrett-coached Cowboys since 2011:

-- Eli Manning in a December 2011 win for New York.
-- Drew Brees in a December 2012 win for New Orleans.
-- Peyton Manning in an October 2013 win for Denver.
-- Matt Stafford in an October 2013 win for Detroit.
-- Kirk Cousins in a November 2016 loss for Washington.
-- Philip Rivers in a November 2017 win for Los Angeles.


Now, what about when you let the opposing passer go for 400 yards, the opposing offense for 500 and never sack him or force them to turn the ball over?

Friends, that has only happened three times in Cowboys history according to our friends at Pro Football Reference: against Brees and the Saints in 2012, Cousins and the Redskins on Thanksgiving Day in 2016 and Rivers yesterday"



10.14.12 at Ravens 31, Cowboys 29 - The first loss in franchise history when the Cowboys run the ball 42+ times (89-1)


Dallas Cowboys blown leads under Garrett:

Aaron Jones - GB VS Dallas 2019 - first RB to ever have 4 rushing TDs vs Dallas (Per MNF on 10-14-19)

 

[p1_]

Tired head....

 

[Cotton]

(1 of 3):

The thread was started with the intention of making it about all the ridiculous records the Cowboys have set since jeri ran off jimmy but the thread title got changed to Garrett records but it has some of both, here's some cut and paste from that thread:

Lets start with this pitiful doozy:

The Houston Texans shocked their intrastate rivals (Dallas Cowboys) 19-10, becoming just the second expansion team ever to win their first game (after the Minnesota Vikings in 1961).


According to Elias Sports Bureau, the Cowboys are the second team in NFL history to lose consecutive games at home despite scoring at least 30 points in both contests. The 2012 Detroit Lions lost two in a row when scoring 31 and 33 points. The Lions offensive coordinator? Scott Linehan, who holds that job with the Cowboys.





Only team in NFL history to follow two different 13-3 one seed seasons with a one and done playoffs.

Broke the team record for fewest rushing TDs a few years back. The record broken was of the strike shortened 9 game 1982 season.

Also records for fewest turnovers generated. not sure if it was just franchise or NFL record. I think it was tied for worst ever with the Saints maybe.

Current streak of 28 games without a defensive TD (longest in team history AFAIK), and also 36 games without a special teams TD (also longest in team history AFAIK).

There was the unique back to back 70+ yard runs given up to the Ravens.

The loss to the Texans first ever game should count here too it was such a huge fail.

Two games where we reached 99% win probability and lost, both in the same year to Green Bay and Detroit.

In 2013 the defense gave up 6645 total yards, the most in team history, and third most in NFL history. Also in 2013, let Calvin Johnson go off for 329 yards receiving. The most ever surrendered in team history, and the second most in NFL history. The previous 300 yard game was 24 years earlier.

The Cowboys set a team record by committing 18 penalties against the Eagles in September, 2015.
They had three others that the Eagles declined. The previous mark of 17 was set against the Cleveland Browns in a 1988 game.

Matt Cassel had 97 passing yards in a game against the Seahawks in 2015. That is the fewest passing yards by a Dallas starting quarterback who played an entire game since Clint Stoerner’s first NFL start in October of 2001, when he tallied 93 yards versus Arizona.

Mucho props. That is some sad shit right there.

 

[yimyammer]

Mucho props. That is some sad shit right there.

It is aint it?

Thats copy and pasted from a thread we started years ago on another board where everyone drops new records in as they happen. The thread got messy so I culled out all the meat and put it into the 3 threads above

 

[fortsbest]

Many of us have said in the past this team will go absolutely nowhere with Jason at the helm. Sunday was just another sad reminder of how right we were. And all of these bits of information just build on the case. No other coach in the NFL survives even a fraction of this BS, and yet, there's talk he still may survive it?

 

[mcnuttz]

Bookmarking page for toilet time.

It's amazing the levels of ineptitude this fuck ass GM has allowed the organization to crash to.

I would buy a bound copy of this work when completed, thanks @yimyammer

 

[Foobio]

The suck in this team is overwhelming.