Happy Memorial Day Weekend

[boozeman]

Hope everyone is celebrating with family and friends and in their own way is celebrating ‘Murca.

Sadly, I must go cook weenies tomorrow for a population of 300, of which about a third of the people despise me.

 

[boozeman]

I heart cookouts, if you can escape the shit.

 

[Cotton]

Happy Memorial Day. My heart goes out to all that have died to get and keep our freedoms.

 

[Bill Shatner]

My heart goes out to everyone who has died eating booze's hotdogs.

 

[boozeman]

My heart goes out to everyone who has died eating booze's hotdogs.

That is not until tomorrow, but thanks ya cunt.

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cotton]

I didn't mean to cry this morning, but allergies fucking suck.

 

[Rev]

Spending the day trying to buy a new vehicle.

Let's go Brandon.

 

[bbgun]

Spending the day trying to buy a new vehicle.

 

[Landry]

Just want to say thanks to all our vets here.

 

[boozeman]

Hot dog update. I was distributing them to our associates, but I did something I might go to hell for, but not sure.

There is always that one goddamn person that makes it necessary we grill alternatives, just for them. There is one that insists on chicken when everyone else is eating a burger. This one won't eat pork, so regular Ball Parks are out of the question. So we went beef hot dogs, but oh no, she make it very clear the last time that she (along with others supposedly) wanted turkey dogs.

I slipped this one loathsome associate a vegan dog along with one actual turkey dog. I hope she noticed.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

You aren't going to hell for that.

For other reasons, yes.

 

[Cotton]

You aren't going to hell for that.

For other reasons, yes.

Same here. God won't even let me get to the gates before he tells the angels, this motherfucker made it too far already. Send him down.

 

[Bill Shatner]

Hot dog update. I was distributing them to our associates, but I did something I might go to hell for, but not sure.

There is always that one goddamn person that makes it necessary we grill alternatives, just for them. There is one that insists on chicken when everyone else is eating a burger. This one won't eat pork, so regular Ball Parks are out of the question. So we went beef hot dogs, but oh no, she make it very clear the last time that she (along with others supposedly) wanted turkey dogs.

I slipped this one loathsome associate a vegan dog along with one actual turkey dog. I hope she noticed.

Any Muslims you could slip some pork to?

 

[bbgun]

Any Muslims you could slip some pork to?

sexual euphemism?

 

[Bill Shatner]

sexual euphemism?

Sure.

 

[boozeman]

Any Muslims you could slip some pork to?

Not that I am aware of.

 

[Texas Ace]

I slipped this one loathsome associate a vegan dog along with one actual turkey dog. I hope she noticed

 

[Genghis Khan]

Any Muslims you could slip some pork to?

From what I understand, it wouldn't matter because if they didn't intend on doing it Allah understands.

 

[Cotton]

Jesus Christ, only this board could turn a Memorial Day thread into this.