Garrett Watch Thread...

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Not that this is what is going to happen, but if Jerry announced that he and Goof Son were stepping back from the franchise, and Garrett was made full time GM, would you take that?

I think you’d have to. Garrett is no longer coach and Jerry is no longer GM. You take that new arrangement because it fucking has to be better than the last 25 years.
Taking it.
 

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Jerry's already accomplished what he wants -- got everybody on this board and a shitpile of other sites and media outlets speculating wildly.

What if everybody just said, who the fuck cares? Wake me when it's over Jerry.
 

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What if everybody just said, who the fuck cares? Wake me when it's over Jerry.
fans refusing to watch/listen/read anything Jerry & spawn say to the point where he lost publicity like his stupid radio show would be easy for fans to do, it wouldn't cost them anything and would no doubt floor Jerry.

Just imagine 105.3 calling him to tell him his show is cancelled because no one will listen and they flood us with complaints when you're on the air

Ignore this asshole people!

simply change the dial, close the website, turn the channel....you know you're not missing anything coming from that idiots festering gobhole
 

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Not that this is what is going to happen, but if Jerry announced that he and Goof Son were stepping back from the franchise, and Garrett was made full time GM, would you take that?

I think you’d have to. Garrett is no longer coach and Jerry is no longer GM. You take that new arrangement because it fucking has to be better than the last 25 years.
I would take it, because at least at that time, for the first time in 25 years, we would have a GM that could be fired.
 

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I don't think for one minute that Garrett is coming back. Don't have any damn idea what this circus is about, other than extra camera time for Jerry. But even by Jerry's moronic standards, keeping Garrett would be ridiculous. That would possibly be what pushes Cowboys faithfuls over the edge. I think hardcore fans would walk, and season ticket holders would evaporate.
I think this entire board would dry up.
 

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I would take it, because at least at that time, for the first time in 25 years, we would have a GM that could be fired.
Are you sure? He hasn't been fired yet.
 

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fans refusing to watch/listen/read anything Jerry & spawn say to the point where he lost publicity like his stupid radio show would be easy for fans to do, it wouldn't cost them anything and would no doubt floor Jerry.

Just imagine 105.3 calling him to tell him his show is cancelled because no one will listen and they flood us with complaints when you're on the air

Ignore this asshole people!

simply change the dial, close the website, turn the channel....you know you're not missing anything coming from that idiots festering gobhole
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fans refusing to watch/listen/read anything Jerry & spawn say to the point where he lost publicity like his stupid radio show would be easy for fans to do, it wouldn't cost them anything and would no doubt floor Jerry.

Just imagine 105.3 calling him to tell him his show is cancelled because no one will listen and they flood us with complaints when you're on the air

Ignore this asshole people!

simply change the dial, close the website, turn the channel....you know you're not missing anything coming from that idiots festering gobhole
All it would take is a few in the mainstream media to stand up and ignore Jerry’s “pressers” and after game secret decoder ring bullshit. Then you’d see some change.
But they all run him down like he’s some sort of superstar that just emerged from hiding.
 

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All it would take is a few in the mainstream media to stand up and ignore Jerry’s “pressers” and after game secret decoder ring bullshit. Then you’d see some change.
But they all run him down like he’s some sort of superstar that just emerged from hiding.
its sickening, all the reporters know most of what he says is nonsense but won't stop because its like driving by a wreck on the side of the road where people cant help but look

so it he makes their job easy and everyone is desperate for clicks
 

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I kind of doubt Garrett would be made McClay's direct boss. More like a random front office executive like assistant vice president or something, and it would be unclear exactly what his responsibilities are even though he'd show up randomly here and there (including in the war room).

But he shouldn't be anywhere near the team. The old failed coach looming in the background as the new coach tries to do his job? That's ridiculous.
 
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its sickening, all the reporters know most of what he says is nonsense but won't stop because its like driving by a wreck on the side of the road where people cant help but look

so it he makes their job easy and everyone is desperate for clicks
Yep. And I seriously don’t know why the media is so interested in what he says, especially over the last 5-6 years when his nonsensical vocabulary and gloryhole descriptions have really started to make you scratch your head. It’s almost sad.
 

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Jerry's already accomplished what he wants -- got everybody on this board and a shitpile of other sites and media outlets speculating wildly.

What if everybody just said, who the fuck cares? Wake me when it's over Jerry.
That’s precisely what I am doing. It will happen when it happens and on their schedule.
 

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Yep. And I seriously don’t know why the media is so interested in what he says, especially over the last 5-6 years when his nonsensical vocabulary and gloryhole descriptions have really started to make you scratch your head. It’s almost sad.
Because it gives them "good" content.
 

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All it would take is a few in the mainstream media to stand up and ignore Jerry’s “pressers” and after game secret decoder ring bullshit. Then you’d see some change.
But they all run him down like he’s some sort of superstar that just emerged from hiding.
We both know this won’t happen and not because it’s Jerry Jones but because the media criteria anymore is to promote the spectacular. Jones just happens to be a button that pushes a lot of people’s blood pressure. The more you hammer at him the more air time time he gets because of his status as a spectacular. The more you yell the more Jones you get.
 

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I hadn't seen this. Did anyone else? If this is true, this is really good news.

 

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Interesting.

 

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Interesting.

You have to wonder if Jerry doesn't already have a coach sort of locked up who isn't free yet. Now that would be playoffs, could be a coach with a bowl game left. Who knows, but it seems like maybe there is some reason for the slow movement and lack of care about other teams snagging coaches.
 
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