Gameday Chatter Thread | Week 1, 2015 Season | Giants at Cowboys | 9/13/2015

[Deuce]

My God.

Dilfer is horrid.

I thought maybe you were overreacting...then I heard the Ferrari/Prius analogy.

 

[NoDak]

What the hell kind of formation was that? Shotgun, and the RB lines up 5 yards behind the QB... And they run a dive from that?

 

[data]

But we don't and never had a shot at him.

That whole situation was a pipe dream that the media fed week after week.

I can't help that all my sources ganged up on me for a monster prank. Dave, Ted and Shawn are submitting my reaction video to America's Funniest Home Videos. I'll be $10,000 richer, if you know what I mean. It's that good.

 

[GShock]

Holy... THAT is the 9ers coach? I thought he was an equipment guy.

 

[boozeman]

It's true.

 

[Clff15701]

Thats the coach? He looks like my plumber.

 

[GShock]

It's true.

 

[NoDak]

Steve Jobs movie, eh?

Pass.

 

[NoDak]

 

[boozeman]

Steve Jobs movie, eh?

Pass.

I think there have been a couple already.

I don't see what can be told that will be impressive.

 

[boozeman]

My God.

Berman can't even pretend he is not biased.

Hayne fucked up and he was all emotional.

 

[Deuce]

I think there have been a couple already.

I don't see what can be told that will be impressive.

Maybe someone will eventually talk about all the stuff he stole and then took credit for a little more.

 

[GShock]

Bridgewater is terrible.

 

[Deuce]

Did Trent Dilfer just get replaced by Jim Ross?

i haven't heard anyone ever use "slobber knocker" other than JR.

 

[UncleMilti]

Goddamn this is a terrible game.

 

[GShock]

Czarniak is a local hottie "discovered" by the late George Michael (of Sports Machine fame).

She could use some make-up tonight, tho.

 

[NoDak]

Bridgewater is terrible.

I think he'll be ok. Just overly excited right now. Needs to calm down, and the Vikings coaches are doing him no favors right now. They have Peterson, FFS. Give him the ball and help get your young QB settled into the game.

He looked pretty good the last eight games last year. I think the Vikes have finally found themselves a QB.

 

[UncleMilti]

Why do I imagine Berman on the shitter with a mic hanging in front of him.

 

[NoDak]

Why do I imagine Berman on the shitter with a mic hanging in front of him.

Because you have a sick, demented mind?

 

[boozeman]

Why do I imagine Berman on the shitter with a mic hanging in front of him.

Because it's true.