Draft Weekend Chatter Thread...

[boozeman]

Hmph.

Bortles' mom looks like she's a hellcat.

 

[data]

I just unfollowed him to make sure I don't accidentally see any picks early.

It'd be interesting to see how many people unfollow him today

 

[boozeman]

And Sammy's mom looks like she can cook the shit out of some collards.

 

[Cotton]

And Sammy's mom looks like she can cook the shit out of some collards.

I'm pretty sure that's racist.

 

[boozeman]

I'm pretty sure that's racist.

White women cannot cook collards.

 

[Cotton]

White women cannot cook collards.

My momma can. So, shut yer damn mouth!

 

[data]

So....NFLN or ESPN?

 

[P_T]

I'm watching the pre-draft show on the NFL Network... how long have they been doing this fucking "red carpet" nonsense? Now they're having Hollywood celebrities involved in this increasingly embarrassing spectacle? It's almost unwatchable.

 

[Cotton]

So....NFLN or ESPN?

NFLN

 

[data]

Although seeing Melissa Stark in her evening's best is a nice trade off

 

[Cotton]

 

[Cotton]

It'd be interesting to see how many people unfollow him today

He has already dropped at least a thousand followers.

 

[data]

I just 'd thinking about the DCC doing a Google hangout.

 

[boozeman]

If I were the Texans, I would take Mack.

He seems like a normal person. There is something weird about Clowney.

 

[boozeman]

So....NFLN or ESPN?

The Berman free zone for me.

 

[data]

NFL Draft Prospects Mom's

Evaluation:

Taylor Lewan's Mom:
H: 5-8
W: 130 lbs

Strengths: Barrel-chested for textbook pearl necklace. Tenacity. Solid frame to handle double-team
Weaknesses: Longer than normal teeth could impact smoothness of the backslide.

Overall: 8.3

 

[data]

Evaluation:
Mike Evans' Mom:
H: 5-4
W: 120 lbs

Strengths: Quiet demeanor and let's her game do the talking. Strong knees.
Weaknesses: Black teeth leaves stains.

Overall: 7.1

 

[data]

As much as I hate Jerry, I do appreciate him allowing War Room access.

 

[Cotton]

As much as I hate Jerry, I do appreciate him allowing War Room access.

Of course he allows it. It lets everyone see just how much he is in control.

 

[Cotton]

Albert Breer's analysis of who is in charge of all 32 NFL teams.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000210536/article/whos-ireallyi-in-charge-power-structures-for-all-32-nfl-teams