DCC Appreciation Thread...

Chocolate Lab

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roughneck266

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They're basically assholes. A good friend of mine is a deputy in Trinity County. He had a bad wreck back in May and he has to go back and forth to Houston at least three times a week, so he asked me to go take care of his dogs. Meet Axle. Axle is a retired drug dog. Axle is fucking smarter than I am (fuck me). So friend gives me a sheet with the commands necessary to get Axle to do shit. One day, I am supposed to take Axle to the Vet. I am to put his kennel in the back of my truck, and he will ride in there. First command: Axle come! He does. Next tap tailgate and say Axle Up! He jumps on the tailgate and sits and stares at me. I open the door, and he looks at the door, and he looks at me... I have to say Axle IN! I do. He does not.... He basically looks at me like "I'll do that tomorrow". I am doing this for half a fucking hour. Call my friend, he tells me, just tell him Axle in, and he will go.. BULLSHIT. Long story long, he forgot to tell me to say "now" after AXLE IN. Mother fucker. AXLE IN NOW! Asshole goes in there and I swear to Jesus that dickhead was smiling at me.
 
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