So I asked GROK to write me a song.
"Eat Some Pizza, Shit It Out"
(Verse 1)
Grab a slice, it’s hot and greasy,
Pepperoni, oh so cheesy,
Stuff it down, don’t think about,
Eat some pizza, shit it out!
(Chorus)
Eat some pizza, shit it out,
That’s what life is all about,
Mouth to gut, it’s a rout,
Eat some pizza, shit it out!
(Verse 2)
Sauce is dripping, crust is thick,
Bite it fast, it’s over quick,
In your belly, twist and shout,
Eat some pizza, shit it out!
(Chorus)
Eat some pizza, shit it out,
That’s what life is all about,
Mouth to gut, it’s a rout,
Eat some pizza, shit it out!
(Bridge)
Mozzarella, oh so fine,
Down the hatch, it’s dinner time,
Nature calls, there’s no doubt,
What goes in must come back out!
(Chorus)
Eat some pizza, shit it out,
That’s what life is all about,
Mouth to gut, it’s a rout,
Eat some pizza, shit it out!
(Outro)
One last slice, I’m feeling bold,
Story of the pie, forever told,
Raise your glass, let’s give a shout,
Eat some pizza, shit it out!