Cowboys Round 7 (231) Selection - Ben DeNucci, QB, James Madison

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Having a Howitzer arm is useless with a .10 cent brain and no football IQ. The looks of this guy appears to be better than the likes of Stephen McGee, Rush etc.

Whatever. Jeff George was exactly that and had a career year with Moss, Carter and Reed.

We’ve got the best threesome since Wild Things Denise Richards Neve Campbell.

Sign Earl Thomas and we ride DeNucci to the Super Bowl.

Wut. I can’t homer out?

 

[boozeman]

Whatever. Jeff George was exactly that and had a career year with Moss, Carter and Reed.

We’ve got the best threesome since Wild Things Denise Richards Neve Campbell.

Sign Earl Thomas and we ride DeNucci to the Super Bowl.

Wut. I can’t homer out?

This post made no sense to me. Sorry.

 

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This post made no sense to me. Sorry.

Put down the Breaking Bad and immediately watch Wild Things...alone...with a sock and lube.

 

[boozeman]

Put down the Breaking Bad and immediately watch Wild Things...alone...with a sock and lube.

How about I say no and ask you to explain it to me rationally?

And I have never seen that movie.

 

[shoop]

How about I say no and ask you to explain it to me rationally?

And I have never seen that movie.

Just look up Denise Richards and neve Campbell from the nineties and imagine them naked together. Or just google images from the movie.

 

[boozeman]

Just look up Denise Richards and neve Campbell from the nineties and imagine them naked together. Or just google images from the movie.

That still didn't help.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Smitty]

Gawww Jane Slater is so hot

 

[Foobio]

I watched some of his workouts and he’s got good mobility and good arm strength, especially on out routes. He’s also had to work through a bunch of different offensive coaches and schemes so being in one system with a top tier coach should serve him well if he can adjust to the speed of the game.

I will be secretly rooting for this player.

 

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Gawww Jane Slater is so hot

In their prime - Reese or Jane?

 

[Smitty]

In their prime - Reese or Jane?

Tough call

 

[p1_]

In their prime - Reese or Jane?

Let’s see some prime Jane

 

[Cotton]

 

[Simpleton]

Thanks Stephen, several of us came to that conclusion about 2 days after the draft, but don't stop that football knowledge from flowing on our account.

 

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Tough call

How does Cowboys fan, Jenna Fischer fall amongst these two -- same tier, higher, lower?

 

[p1_]

How does Cowboys fan, Jenna Fischer fall amongst these two -- same tier, higher, lower?

Meh

 

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Meh

Come again?

 

[Cujo]

Come again?

I'd bang her up.

 

[boozeman]

How does Cowboys fan, Jenna Fischer fall amongst these two -- same tier, higher, lower?

Good question.

I do recall Schmitty mentioning her as spank-worthy.

 

[boozeman]

I'd bang her up.

I think the median age around here should have gone beyond the 5/10 WNB territory.

Most of us would fuck any damn thing between the 30-50 range.

I know I would.