Cowboys’ Jerry Jones, 75, says he has the ‘body’ of a 40-year-old

[mcnuttz]

Prolly be the GM by then.

 

[Cotton]

Garrett will still be the coach too.

 

[Rev]

Prolly be the GM by then.

That's in 2 years when his contract is up and McClay moves on.

 

[mcnuttz]

Would hate to lose McClay, but if it gets Garrett off the field, I'm good with it.

 

[ravidubey]

Someone wants to spike sbk92’s blood pressure.

Jones isn’t dying anytime soon.

We’ve been fucked for quite a while now with no end in sight.

 

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[deadrise]

Typically an MRI just scans one part of the body -- knee, shoulder, brain, etc. So how would an MRI result indicate an overall condition of a body?

And an MRI is used to diagnose, not for casual screening. So a physician must have been looking for something that could be wrong.

Maybe what Jerry meant was that he has the body of someone who's been consuming vast quantities of 40-year-old bourbon.

 

[P_T]

Typically an MRI just scans one part of the body -- knee, shoulder, brain, etc. So how would an MRI result indicate an overall condition of a body?

And an MRI is used to diagnose, not for casual screening. So a physician must have been looking for something that could be wrong.

Maybe what Jerry meant was that he has the body of someone who's been consuming vast quantities of 40-year-old bourbon.

2 things:

I recently had my entire spine (head to pelvis) scanned... I was in that coffin for nearly 3 hours.

Also, when you have as much money as JJ, you can have pretty much any medical test done whenever you want.