Conference Championship Weekend Chatter Thread | 1/19/20

[Cotton]

I’m sorry, but can’t help it.

I, along with many/most still posting here (and those we’ve lost along the way, have committed the cardinal sin of de-emphasizing the Cowboys as we’ve grown up.

Still, though, with this franchise’s ineptitude, pdom getting grumpy in late Jan has become a tradition as I see all these other franchises achieve success.

I’m not as forgiving, more short-tempered and saltier during this time. I have a wonderful life, but the Cowboys sucking still storm clouds me during this time.

I am the same way, but this year (at least right at this moment) I finally again have hope for the future. I haven't this good about the organization overall in 15 years. So, basically, the entire life of this board. It's an amazing feeling. I had almost forgotten what this feels like.

 

[data]

Drunk drivers rarely die in accidents they cause, yet the innocent party seems to always get the worst of it, dying.

Has anyone ever studied the survival ratio, sober vs drunk?

I swear, if an asteroid is coming, I’m going to @boozeman ’s house to survive.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Really think this is the Chiefs' year.

 

[data]

Any of you into the recent trend of coffee-roasting —cold brewed, nitro-brewed, et al.

I don’t drink coffee, so asking if it’s better-tasting or if it’s all a hipster scam

 

[Cotton]

Any of you into the recent trend of coffee-roasting —cold brewed, nitro-brewed, et al.

I don’t drink coffee, so asking if it’s better-tasting or if it’s all a hipster scam

I still just throw a k-cup in the Keurig and prosper.

 

[Cotton]

1. Hooters curly fries
2. McDonalds regular fries
3. Chick Fil A Waffle fries
4. @Sheik double-dipped fries

This is a terrible list. No offense, @Sheik.

 

[Sheik]

This is a terrible list. No offense, @Sheik.

I hope mcnuttz sees this dis and just lets you have it. You just don’t act like this, sir.

 

[Cotton]

You just don’t act like this

My wife says this to me all the time, and I chuckle every single time.

 

[data]

This is a terrible list. No offense, @Sheik.

Sheiks ranking at #4 is purely based on @mcnuttz reputation and recipe-only. Critics are lambasting this high ranking as they have no faith in @Sheik executing it properly. These critics haven’t forgotten his 2018 failed key lime hamburger. ~shivers~

 

[data]

Speaking of which, the closest Hooters to me closed its doors. Sad.

I mean, I haven’t been in 2 years, so who knows when it closed.

Still, though, so many medical school bills left unpaid.

 

[Cotton]

Speaking of which, the closest Hooters to me closed its doors. Sad.

I mean, I haven’t been in 2 years, so who knows when it closed.

Still, though, so many medical school bills left unpaid.

We have a Twin Peaks being built here. I look forward to trying it out.

 

[Sheik]

Sheiks ranking at #4 is purely based on @mcnuttz reputation and recipe-only. Critics are lambasting this high ranking as they have no faith in @Sheik executing it properly. These critics haven’t forgotten his 2018 failed key lime hamburger. ~shivers~

Real belly laugh. You win this day, my friend.

 

[Cotton]

Real belly laugh. You win this day, my friend.

Please don't encourage him.

 

[Sheik]

Please don't encourage him.

He’s your problem now, I have shit to do today.

 

[Cotton]

He’s your problem now, I have shit to do today.

You sonofabitch!

 

[Sheik]

Speaking of which, the closest Hooters to me closed its doors. Sad.

I mean, I haven’t been in 2 years, so who knows when it closed.

Still, though, so many medical school bills left unpaid.

The Hooters here closed too. Fucking #metoo movement and it’s effects are being felt.

 

[Sheik]

Last time I was in a Hooters I was a virgin.

And just one more fun fact, when I was in 3rd or 4th grade, I thought the bad word for boobs was pussies.

 

[Cotton]

Last time I was in a Hooters I was a virgin.

And just one more fun fact, when I was in 3rd or 4th grade, I thought the bad word for boobs was pussies.

The more you think you know someone...

 

[Cowboysrock55]

The more you think you know someone...

We don't really know how long ago that was though...

 

[Cotton]

We don't really know how long ago that was though...

True, this could have been last week.