Bob Barker Dead At 99

[boozeman]

 

[bbgun]

Like Betty White, he almost made it to the century mark. RIP.

P.S. Always pass on the first showcase.

 

[Genghis Khan]

RIP.

 

[Cotton]

American icon. RIP

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Here to console Barker's Beauties if they need support at this difficult time.

 

[ZeroClub]

Here to console Barker's Beauties if they need support at this difficult time.

 

[bbgun]

I can't believe he got as close to 100 as possible without going over.

 

[Cotton]

I can't believe he got as close to 100 as possible without going over.

Way too fucking soon.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Smitty]

I can't believe he got as close to 100 as possible without going over.

You stole from social media

 

[bbgun]

You stole from social media

I won't dignify that with a response. It was Reddit.

 

[Sheik]

My FIL thinks Bob Barker is still alive. I didn’t bother to correct him because he’s a dickhead and I hate him.

He recently moved in with us and religiously watches TPIR before he goes to work every day. He recently informed me that Bob Barker just had a birthday and looks pretty good for 100 years old.

I just let him believe it. Fuck him.

 

[boozeman]

Goddamn you Sheik.

I was like wait a second, I thought he was dead, am I losing my mind?

On second thought...

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Maybe the most Sheik post ever. Might get my vote for his entry into the DCC Time Capsule.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Goddamn you Sheik.

I was like wait a second, I thought he was dead, am I losing my mind?

On second thought...

I forgot he died and then saw this and I was like, oh shit! Then I clicked on it and saw it was an old thread.

 

[Sheik]

I’m going to make a Bob Barker meet and greet poster on VistaPrint for a local place here in Ada and put it in our PO Box for him to get.

 

[bbgun]

He must be elated that Peter Marshall (Hollywood Squares) is still alive. 97 years young.

 

[Sheik]

Revised plan.

My wife is onboard for this and she has a program called “canva” or some shit like that. She’s going to help me make the flier.

He goes to Walmart every Saturday at noon to get his lunch stuff for the week. I’m going to put the flier on his windshield and a few others around his truck.

I’m concerned he’ll ask someone to go with him and that person will know Bob Barker is dead and ruin the embarrassment of him showing up at a venue of my choosing to meet a dead person.

 

[Sheik]

He must be elated that Peter Marshall (Hollywood Squares) is still alive. 97 years young.

He’s never mentioned him.

Maybe I’ll put both of them on the poster to make it more believable. I don’t know if he knows that Alex Trebek died, otherwise I’d add him.

 

[NoDak]

Your wife is onboard with making her own dad look like a fool?