Archer: Cole Beasley out to prove size doesn't matter as No. 1 receiver

[Cowboysrock55]

One catch over 20 yards should have Booze's mouth full of schlong.

Dicksbymail.com

 

[Cotton]

Dicksbymail.com

The gameday chatter threads should be real interesting this year.

 

[boozeman]

You are definitely safe on that one.

Averaged 8.7 yards per catch last year, and about 10 for his career.

Suddenly a deep threat.

Seems legit.

Go all the way back to his career at SMU...11.6 yards a reception.

 

[NoDak]

One catch over 20 yards should have Booze's mouth full of schlong.

Thank you. I will be watching for this.

 

[1bigfan13]

One catch over 20 yards should have Booze's mouth full of schlong.

Gotta add the caveat that the ball has to be caught in the air 20 yards beyond the LOS. None of that 5 yard dump off with 15 yards of YAC stuff.

 

[Cotton]

Gotta add the caveat that the ball has to be caught in the air 20 yards beyond the LOS. None of that 5 yard dump off with 15 yards of YAC stuff.

Do you want Booze to have to eat a bag of dicks or not? Consider your answer carefully. I just might have a meme waiting for you if you answer incorrectly.

 

[1bigfan13]

Do you want Booze to have to eat a bag of dicks or not? Consider your answer carefully. I just might have a meme waiting for you if you answer incorrectly.

Lookit. I'm just making sure there's not controversy down the road.

 

[Cotton]

Lookit. I'm just making sure there's not controversy down the road.

Mmmhmm.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Do you want Booze to have to eat a bag of dicks or not? Consider your answer carefully. I just might have a meme waiting for you if you answer incorrectly.

It's not about me. It's about Booze following through on what he says. If the man says he will eat a bag of dicks, then he sure as hell better be ready to shove some dicks in his mouth.

 

[Rev]

Do preseason games count?

 

[boozeman]

Do preseason games count?

No.

 

[boozeman]

Gotta add the caveat that the ball has to be caught in the air 20 yards beyond the LOS. None of that 5 yard dump off with 15 yards of YAC stuff.

Exactly.

 

[p1_]

Qualifiers flying.

 

[Cotton]

Exactly.

Here we go. Backtracking like a liberal with a dick in his mouth.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Here we go. Backtracking like a liberal with a dick in his mouth.

Yep, classic Booze.

 

[ravidubey]

How TF did this average receiver attain borderline legendary status among Joe Cowboys fans?

 

[L.T. Fan]

How TF did this average receiver attain borderline legendary status among Joe Cowboys fans?

If you are talking about Beasley, I don’t view him as an average reciever. Despite his lack of height and burner speed he has taken the tools he has and made a pretty good showing with the big guys. He is about as clutch as you can get when it comes to retaining possession and has outstanding hands. He knows the position well and is pretty durable despite his size and knows how to deflect a tackle. I have liked the guy for a long time because his heart is among the biggest in the league.

 

[L.T. Fan]

Someone else needs to collect the bag o' dicks.

I have no idea how that would happen and that would be their problem.

If Beasley can be a deep threat, then I am like Kobayashi eating them dicks like hot dogs.

I heard that McNutt has a bag of seiman soaked raw hot dogs in reserve just in case all the bull dicks are gone from the slaughter house.

 

[Cotton]

I heard that McNutt has a bag of seiman soaked raw hot dogs in reserve just in case all the bull dicks are gone from the slaughter house.

lol wut

 

[boozeman]

I heard that McNutt has a bag of seiman soaked raw hot dogs in reserve just in case all the bull dicks are gone from the slaughter house.