2025 Season | Week 1 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ Eagles | 9/4/2025

[Sheik]

Someone has to coach up the players. God knows that empty track suit visor wearing doofus fuck isn’t going to do it.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I was just about to ask... Does a "dislike" feel almost as bad a dur to anyone else?

 

[boozeman]

He took a terrible job. He'll be fired within three years.

He took literally what was available. My God they are run like a Dollar General. At least we can say we are Walmart.

 

[boozeman]

Someone has to coach up the players. God knows that empty track suit visor wearing doofus fuck isn’t going to do it.

I can only imagine how the Love Field credit card story just resonated through that locker room.

 

[Sheik]

I’m starting the fire Brian Schottenheimer club now so nobody else has to do it later tonight.

You can join through private message.

 

[Sheik]

I can only imagine how the Love Field credit card story just resonated through that locker room.

Everyone loves to hear an old white man boast about buying something that was losing a million bucks a month and turning it all around with black labor.

 

[1bigfan13]

They could win, it's week 1 after all. I've seen weirder shit happen but I'm not betting on it.

The week 1 aspect is the only thing I'm hanging my hat on.

If that sad sack Patriots team could beat the Bengals last year, we have a shot.

 

[boozeman]

I’m starting the fire Brian Schottenheimer club now so nobody else has to do it later tonight.

You can join through private message.

Fire him? So what?

It would just lead to the next puppet.

 

[boozeman]

The week 1 aspect is the only thing I'm hanging my hat on.

If that sad sack Patriots team could beat the Bengals last year, we have a shot.

True, but this one is either going to be ugly or glorious. I just want competence after the bullshit drama over all of camp.

 

[Sheik]

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Fire him? So what?

It would just lead to the next puppet.

Fine with me. This puppet doesn’t have a redeeming quality to him. Give me Campo’s Jew-fro any day.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I’m starting the fire Brian Schottenheimer club now so nobody else has to do it later tonight.

You can join through private message.

Just wait till they zoom in on him bawling during the national anthem.

 

[boozeman]

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Fine with me. This puppet doesn’t have a redeeming quality to him. Give me Campo’s Jew-fro any day.

Fuck that.

No fucking way I deal with anything as embarassing as the Poodle again.

 

[boozeman]

Just wait till they zoom in on him bawling during the national anthem.

Hey, Butthole Eyes did it.

 

[Rev]

I’m starting the fire Brian Schottenheimer club now so nobody else has to do it later tonight.

You can join through private message.

As president of this club you should wear a visor but wear it upside down.

 

[SaveAHorseRideACowboy]

Need the defense to show up big in order to have any kind of chance ….turnovers will be huge along with our ability to bottle up the run game and get off the field on 3rd downs and avoid the fuckin tush push bullshit …. I believe our offense will score some points and can keep us in the game …. We will just have to wait and see…

 

[Sheik]

Just wait till they zoom in on him bawling during the national anthem.

I’m here for all of it. The bugged out eyes and the dopey Homer Simpson 5 O’clock shadow.

The look of “I don’t have the power to stop any of this.” as they run up the score on his ass.

 

[boozeman]

I’m here for all of it. The bugged out eyes and the dopey Homer Simpson 5 O’clock shadow.

The look of “I don’t have the power to stop any of this.” as they run up the score on his ass.

Lookit, I am the Chief DFDC around these parts.

Tone it down, hotshot.

 

[Sheik]

As president of this club you should wear a visor but wear it upside down.

I’m using this and acting like it was my idea.

 

[boozeman]

I’m using this and acting like it was my idea.

That is a successful CEO-like strategy.

 

[Sheik]

Lookit, I am the Chief DFDC around these parts.

Tone it down, hotshot.

I’ll try to contain myself.