2025 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

Bipo

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I wouldn’t pay him….fuck it, trade him and move on. He’s not the best at his position so he shouldn’t be the highest paid at the position. Doesn’t mean I’m saying he’s bad, but he’s not THE best.
Then again…Micah or no Micah, this team isn’t going to a SB regardless. It’s pointless drivel and handwringing until Jerry is out because nothing is changing methodology wise.
He's the best pure pass rusher, but he's not a positive when this team is getting smash mouthed in winter and the playoffs.
 

UncleMilti

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I wonder how that discussion went with Goof Son. I would give anything to see the look on his puffy grotesque face.
I bet his face is so puffy that when he takes off those faggoty Rosie shades he has Mariana Trench divots in his face.
 

Chocolate Lab

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In other news... SIAP

 

Genghis Khan

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I mean, how much more can it be poisoned?

Has there ever been a successful 80 something that ran an NFL team? Al Davis lost it eventually. Mike Brown, Jerry Jones, both incompetent old fuckin boomers that were never real football guys.
Leon Hess with the Jets too.
 

UncleMilti

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One can only salivate at the thought of his prized stadium being 20% full during homes game like the Redskank fans did to little dick Snyder.
It won’t happen because of the blatant retardism permeating thru the fan base but damn it would be awesome to see it.
 

Chocolate Lab

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So he will be the highest-paid non-QB in the league "by a lot."

As good as he is, not sure we should be paying that.
 

Bipo

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So he will be the highest-paid non-QB in the league "by a lot."

As good as he is, not sure we should be paying that.
Good luck signing him then.

He can go half speed collecting millions the next 3 years while he wrecks the cap in 2026 & 27 under the franchise tag.

That's what I'd do if I was severely pissed off at the Tards.
 
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