2025 College Football Chatter

[Chocolate Lab]

What's wrong with following Instagram models?

 

[Bipo]

 

[Simpleton]

First assistant prosecutor Kati Rezmierski detailed the timeline of Moore's actions after the firing, as he "barged his way" into the woman's apartment. He went to a drawer in the kitchen and "grabbed several butter knives and a pair of kitchen scissors" before threatening to take his own life.

The prosecutor also detailed that Moore had an "intimate relationship" with the woman he worked with for "a number of years" before she ended the relationship Monday.

The split prompted a flurry of calls and texts from Moore that the woman did not return. Moore is married to another woman, and they have three children.

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Lol.

 

[Genghis Khan]

He went to a drawer in the kitchen and "grabbed several butter knives and a pair of kitchen scissors" before threatening to take his own life.

With a butter knife?

 

[Cotton]

With a butter knife?

It will cut her everywhere butter skin.

 

[Cotton]

Sorry, I need more sleep.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

It will cut her everywhere butter skin.

Please see yourself out.

 

[Texas Ace]

It will cut her everywhere butter skin.

 

[Bipo]

 

[NoDak]

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Jesus H. Christ.

Don't fucking encourage him.

 

[Bipo]

 

[Cujo]

Damn, that girl has a fat coochie.

 

[Bipo]

This kid screams, I'M A CUNT!

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

This kid screams, I'M A CUNT!

 

[Texas Ace]

Jesus H. Christ.

Don't fucking encourage him.

I'm sorry.... But I'm a sucker for awful/dad jokes.

 

[Cotton]

I'm sorry.... But I'm a sucker for awful/dad jokes.

Same. That's part of the reason I miss Boberts so much.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Same. That's part of the reason I miss Boberts so much.

Well did you hear about the assault at the seafood restaurant? Battered fish everywhere.

 

[Cotton]

Well did you hear about the assault at the seafood restaurant? Battered fish everywhere.

 

[Cotton]

Well did you hear about the assault at the seafood restaurant? Battered fish everywhere.

When I die I want a closed casket service. Middle of the way through the service I want the organist to start playing Pop Goes the Weasel over and over until everyone is staring at the coffin in silent horrified anticipation.