2024 Random NFL Stuff Thread…

[boozeman]

Probably the best one I have seen so far.

And a few years from now, nobody will get it.

 

[Cotton]

And a few years from now, nobody will get it.

Yep.

 

[bbgun]

 

[Genghis Khan]

The idea that a minor police incident involving a nobody sales manager/ influencer will move ticket sales is absurd.

Also, the contrast is hilarious - the modeling pictures say touchdown but the mug shot says fumble out of the back of the end zone.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Also, the contrast is hilarious - the modeling pictures say touchdown but the mug shot says fumble out of the back of the end zone.

Now which team gets possession and where do you spot the ball?

 

[Cotton]

Now which team gets possession and where do you spot the ball?

So many jokes. Let's start with, she's probably a tight end.

 

[Genghis Khan]

So many jokes. Let's start with, she's probably a tight end.

Nah, she's definitely a wide receiver.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Now which team gets possession and where do you spot the ball?

I'm guessing about half the team gets a turn at possession.

 

[Cotton]

I'm guessing about half the team gets a turn at possession.

Well, with the new kickoff rules.

Shit, I got nothing.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

It was just about our debate on if the offense should lose the ball in that situation, fellas...

 

[Cotton]

It was just about our debate on if the offense should lose the ball in that situation, fellas...

You definitely only get one of those a game.

 

[Genghis Khan]

It was just about our debate on if the offense should lose the ball in that situation, fellas...

I know but this direction is funnier.

 

[Cotton]

You definitely only get one of those a game.

Because if you did it twice, you would have no balls left. Okay, if you have to explain it, it is a shitty joke. But, I thought it was kinda ballsy to try it.

 

[Cotton]

Booze is gonna bust in here in a minute throwing a tantrum.

 

[Smitty]

@Smitty

We should be all over it

 

[Smitty]

A smart organization doing smart things. We just piddle through the offseason content with mediocrity.

 

[son of deadrise]

I'm just wondering what the ramifications would be, if any, if an NFL team had hired Belichick and then it turns out he's dating a 24-year-old bimbo.

Is that a good look for an NFL franchise?

 

[Cowboysrock55]

I'm just wondering what the ramifications would be, if any, if an NFL team had hired Belichick and then it turns out he's dating a 24-year-old bimbo.

Is that a good look for an NFL franchise?

Kind of an interesting thought. Makes me wonder if he isn't just going to stay in retirement now. It also may explain why he didn't get a job this past offseason. Could you imagine him on National TV hugging and kissing a girl you think is his daughter or grand daughter only to realize it's his girlfriend? Pretty serious creepy vibes and even he knows it.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

I'm guessing about half the team gets a turn at possession.

And when that clock hits 0:00, she’s definitely a fullback.

 

[boozeman]