2023 Season | Wildcard Monday | Gameday Chatter Thread | 1/15/2024

[boozeman]

This Tampa team in Dallas next week would have been the easiest possible Divisional round game this franchise will probably ever have a crack at again. What a colossal fuck up.

We couldn't even handle a weaker GB team.

What the fuck makes you think we could just parlay a W out of that?

 

[Bill Shatner]

It also helps that Vea actually carries the weight of a NT. Not only did Mazi need work, our dumbass coaching staff had him drop 30 pounds and play at 295.

I think he caught teh AIDS

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Please don't fire Sirianni

I think he’s done an outstanding job the second half of the season.

 

[Simpleton]

It'd be cool if our team weren't a bunch of faggots and we could actually enjoy these fools collapsing.

 

[Genghis Khan]

This Tampa team in Dallas next week would have been the easiest possible Divisional round game this franchise will probably ever have a crack at again. What a colossal fuck up.

This is my biggest gripe I think. It couldn't have been set up better and the shit the bed anyway.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

It'd be cool if our team weren't a bunch of faggots and we could actually enjoy these fools collapsing.

Instead, our idiotic team shits down its own leg.

 

[1bigfan13]

That was against the blitz.

He has 172 yards in the air.

Why you gotta kill my buzz, B?

 

[Simpleton]

This is my biggest gripe I think. It couldn't have been set up better and the shit the bed anyway.

We would've played Detroit if we won.

 

[Simpleton]

Tampa is average. Props to them for completely taking advantage of a broken Eagles team at home, but they’re still average. Barely beat Carolina last week in a win-or-go-home game. I’m not even saying Dallas definitely beats them, I’m just saying in terms of hypothetical paths to the conference championship game it will probably never be as easy as it would have been for this team next week.

Green Bay is average too.

 

[Hoffa]

We couldn't even handle a weaker GB team.

What the fuck makes you think we could just parlay a W out of that?

Tampa is average, props to them for taking advantage of a broken Eagles team, but they’re still average. Doesn’t matter anyway, I forgot Tampa would have played SF if Dallas had won. Niners are the real loser here.

 

[Genghis Khan]

We couldn't even handle a weaker GB team.

What the fuck makes you think we could just parlay a W out of that?

I think the point is they should have swept right through that.

Last year they drew SF in the 2nd and SF in the first the year before. This is the best setup they'd have had in the playoffs in a good while - two 9-8 teams, both at home.

Massive, all time choke job.

 

[data]

2nd 22. Wow on that play

 

[Genghis Khan]

We would've played Detroit if we won.

Oh true.

Still.

 

[data]

You moron

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Taking points off the board, getting nothing

 

[Genghis Khan]

Are the eagles retarded? Why would they do that?

 

[Smitty]

How the hell are there so many of these cockroach Eagles fans in every city? Why do these outside-of-Philly douchebags like this fucking shitheel team?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Taking points off the board, getting nothing

4 and 5. Down 2 TDs. Desperately need a first to come back.

Throw a 30 yard prayer into the end zone.

 

[Genghis Khan]

How the hell are there so many of these cockroach Eagles fans in every city? Why do these outside-of-Philly douchebags like this fucking shitheel team?

I would guess most of them just traveled for the game.

 

[data]

Wow. Did the Eagles secondary even k ow the ball snapped?