2023 Season | Wildcard Monday | Gameday Chatter Thread | 1/15/2024

[Plan9Misfit]

Made the Eagles’ secondary into his bitch.

 

[boozeman]

I can't get over that Eagles muscle-boy assistant coach flexing on the sideline in his yoga capris and skintight shirt

Keen gay eye there, Phil.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I can't get over that Eagles muscle-boy assistant coach flexing on the sideline in his yoga capris and skintight shirt

 

[boozeman]

As sad as it is to watch this game simply for the pleasure of seeing the Eagles fail, I will not apologize.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Wait, so Baker is a free agent after this year?

 

[Rev]

Wait, so Baker is a free agent after this year?

DONT YOU DARE SAY IT

 

[1bigfan13]

Baker's going for 260 yards and 3 TDs tonight.

I may have undersold The Bake Show.

 

[Clff15701]

Great, Philly is going to get a new coach and we’re going to get stuck running it back only to do this again next year.

 

[Couchcoach]

Wow, Philly is straight up garbage

 

[1bigfan13]

Eagles look just as shook and unprepared as the Cowboys.

 

[Couchcoach]

Eagles look just as shook and unprepared as the Cowboys.

Yes they do. I didn't know that was possible

 

[Hoffa]

Incomplete passes on two straight 3rd-and-2's is hilarious when they can sleepwalk to two yards with their gay tush push.

 

[Clff15701]

Explains our records. The east just sucks and we’re both frauds beating up on losing teams.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

Eagles look just as shook and unprepared as the Cowboys.

And I hope they get butt raped just as badly as we did yesterday.

 

[data]

Eagles defense not aggressive at all.

 

[data]

Aikman getting critical. Love it. Wish he'd end it with "that's why they don't have three rings like me."

 

[1bigfan13]

Eagles fans are probably in a blind rage fucking up their raggedy ass apartment right about now.

 

[Hoffa]

By the way Matt Patricia is your defensive coordinator next season when Jerral hires Belichick.

 

[Plan9Misfit]

My son (who’s obsessed with switches on computer keyboards) walked into the living room with a random extra key and switch, looked at the Eagles defense and said “Imma cancel these assholes”, clicked the key and yelled, “Now fuck off!”

 

[Chocolate Lab]

By the way Matt Patricia is your defensive coordinator next season when Jerral hires Belichick.

@booze