2023 Season | Week 5 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Cowboys @ 49ers | 10/8/2023

[boozeman]

It’s sad we can’t even get a first down

The offense is completely impotent.

I don't get where any spark, can come from.

We supposedly had a killer offensive gameplan per Prescott and it looks like what a five year old could call on Madden.

 

[chevycowboys]

Dan Quinn is getting fucked in the ass with zero lube. Hope it feels good.

The offense isn’t doing him any favors

 

[Genghis Khan]

Open what up??? Our QB can’t push the ball downfield. He can’t make the reads fast enough, his arm - which was never good - has turned into a limp noodle, and his mobility is gone at age 30. He’s not aging like fine wine, he is basically toast.

We have zero chance by playing conservative. We're losing anyway but I'd rather go down fighting.

 

[boozeman]

Who was the genius who negotiated that 59 million dollar cap hit for Dak next year?

It ain't all Prescott.

 

[L.T. Fan]

My word on Prescott is still the same. He always folds in the tough times and Dallas will never be a successful team with him. He can pile up the numbers with weak sister teams but that is his best game. I would love to be proved wrong.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Oh come on how is that not a penalty? Dude is throwing haymakers. Oh right he's a 49er.

 

[UncleMilti]

Just remember guys…we can beat the turds like the Jets and Giants but can’t beat the real contenders.

 

[Smitty]

We are winning this game tonight. We finally on paper have a team as talented as the 49ers. You couldn't say that last year without pollard. I expect DQ to bring pressure all game. The key is stopping the run.

All untrue

 

[data]

At least we had our OL for a quarter.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Coming out running is retarded. Throw the fucking ball.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Oh shit, that didn't look good on Biadasz

 

[boozeman]

And all of this is with our kickass yeehaw starting five OL in there for the first time.

 

[Genghis Khan]

FFS

 

[Sheik]

He’s fine. His pride is just hurt.

 

[Smitty]

My word on Prescott is still the same. He always folds in the tough times and Dallas will never be a successful team with him. He can pile up the numbers with weak sister teams but that is his best game. I would love to be proved wrong.

He doesn’t even “pile up” numbers against weaker teams.

We cannot hand this bum another contract. We should have traded him when we had the chance. I was right as usual and everyone who said we can’t trade him was wrong.

 

[data]

Dive for the first, Cooks. That's all we got.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

A first down!

 

[fortsbest]

Sadly, at this point the only way we get rid of Dak is i

My word on Prescott is still the same. He always folds in the tough times and Dallas will never be a successful team with him. He can pile up the numbers with weak sister teams but that is his best game. I would love to be proved wrong.

Care LT. That's what I said last week and you'd think I pissed on Tom Landry's grave or something.

 

[bbgun]

take that, Philly!

 

[boozeman]

Oh shit, that didn't look good on Biadasz

It amazes me that they believe they can survive the rest of this season with Brock Hoffmann is the next man up.