2023 Season | Week 14 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Eagles @ Cowboys | 12/10/2023

[boozeman]

Texas is a last bastion too.

Texas is it's own special case of idiocy, just like Florida and California.

I don't count those.

 

[1bigfan13]

Sparano, yes.

Rat Salad was only WR coach. No.

He was the OC for the Steelers for a bit.

 

[Genghis Khan]

They've still put up a lot more fight than the Cowboys.

With Drew Lock.

Drew Lock

 

[p1_]

He's rich af now and no fucks given. Probably banging prostitutes with Jerry and Johnny Blue instead of studying film now.

You like your Johnny Walker.

 

[shoop]

This Verizon caroling commercial is the most annoying one on now.

The fact that they started it on November first gave it its first strike. It has not gotten better with endless repetition.

 

[boozeman]

He's rich af now and no fucks given. Probably banging prostitutes with Jerry and Johnny Blue instead of studying film now.

Or just going home each night to a shrew wife in Candace Crawford, gets no trim and he still jacks off in the shower to Jessica Simpson and, depending on his mood, Underwood.

 

[Cotton]

Fuck you, Seahawks.

 

[boozeman]

You like your Johnny Walker.

Overrated. It is a status symbol spirit.

 

[shoop]

I will take your pompous dismissal.

North Carolina is going to be one of the last bastions of the weed front from the Evans.

The state is unique. I rank it second in the south behind Kentucky, where I am sure the opioid industry left over can still sustain itself for at least the next decade.

You know good and well it goes down to places like these and Mississippi and Alabama.

Tennessee, eh. Georgia will topple soon, mainly because of the shithole that is Atlanta.

The midwest is going to be tougher since there are fewer people and even fewer motivated to vote.

Kentucky doesn’t care they are still stuck on meth and moonshine.

 

[data]

He's rich af now and no fucks given. Probably banging prostitutes with Jerry and Johnny Blue instead of studying film now.

No matter how rich you are now or how much you owe your wealth to Jerruh now, no way are you in audible or visible reach of Jerruh doing the nasty.

 

[NoDak]

With Drew Lock.

Drew Lock

Teams match up with each other differently. That's why I'll never hold credence to the comparison of how one team does vs a team over another.

Just like boxing. Styles matter.

 

[boozeman]

Fuck you, Seahawks.

You really expected them to pull it off with a backup QB?

 

[Genghis Khan]

Sparano, yes.

Rat Salad was only WR coach. No.

For some reason I thought Haley was passing game coordinator at some point (which I think should count)?

 

[p1_]

Greenlaw what a dumbass

 

[Genghis Khan]

Teams match up with each other differently. That's why I'll never hold credence to the comparison of how one team does vs a team over another.

Just like boxing. Styles matter.

Very true. Also the ebb and flow of the season makes a difference too.

 

[p1_]

Metcalf will take Greenlaw on

 

[1bigfan13]

Overrated. It is a status symbol spirit.

Status symbol? Blue label maybe.

Black label's only about $35 around here. Red is in the mid 20s. Green is pretty affordable as well.

 

[1bigfan13]

Fuck you, Seahawks.

Blame yourself for even believing in them.

 

[Bipo]

No matter how rich you are now or how much you owe your wealth to Jerruh now, no way are you in audible or visible reach of Jerruh doing the nasty.

Jerry is getting to the age where even Viagra is giving diminishing returns. He might just like to watch now.

 

[boozeman]

Teams match up with each other differently. That's why I'll never hold credence to the comparison of how one team does vs a team over another.

Just like boxing. Styles matter.

That they do.

Most people do not sit down and figure that out.

That includes nearly 100% of the mass media approach to the sport.

It is geared towards a general lack of intellect of the game, mixed in with a sweet mixture of gossip and clown show-quality entertainment.