2023 Season | Week 12 | Gameday Chatter Thread | Redskins @ Cowboys | 11/23/2023

[boozeman]

Turkey sandwiches are awesome, my friend. Sorry.

Turkey, mayo (F you, Cotton), mustard, salt and pepper.

Simple. Great.

I used to think I knew you.

I guess not.

 

[NoDak]

I am ok with turkey sandwiches, but mayo. Mustard just seems wrong.

Just plain, yellow mustard. Nothing fancy.

Brown, dijon, honey, whatever... They all have their place. But not on a turkey sandwich.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I am sorry you have a problem with diversity, equity and inclusion.

Barechested aging honkeys are not DEI eligible. Sorry.

 

[boozeman]

Just plain, yellow mustard. Nothing fancy.

Brown, dijon, honey, whatever... They all have their place. But not on a turkey sandwich.

Dude, the only thing that belongs on a turkey sammich is mayo because you are lost or nothing at all.

 

[boozeman]

Barechested aging honkeys are not DEI eligible. Sorry.

Yes, they are. I have official approval.

It is amazing what you can get accomplished in the name of DEI these days.

 

[NoDak]

I used to think I knew you.

I guess not.

You've apparently eaten one too many dry, tasteless turkey sandwiches.

Of those, I will agree. They are bad.

But these are not the days of our grandma's/mom's over cooked oven roasted turkey. Brine and smoke a turkey. Put in the time. It's well worth it.

 

[Cotton]

Your face is gross.

We use this comeback in my house all the time.

Me: Are you stupid?

My daughter: Your face is stupid.

 

[NoDak]

Dude, the only thing that belongs on a turkey sammich is mayo because you are lost or nothing at all.

Nuh uh.

 

[boozeman]

You've apparently eaten one too many dry, tasteless turkey sandwiches.

Of those, I will agree. They are bad.

But these are not the days of our grandma's/mom's over cooked oven roasted turkey. Brine and smoke a turkey. Put in the time. It's well worth it.

It is. The one I dry brined this weekend is still moist and tender a few days later.

I still ain't eating it with French's mustard.

 

[NoDak]

We use this comeback in my house all the time.

Me: Are you stupid?

My daughter: Your face is stupid.

My house, too.

Granted, it was me and me alone that implemented these timeless insults when my children were young, and they still hold strong to this day. My wife just gives me the side eye when somebody says this. Especially if directed at her. Even if it wasn't me that said it to her.


Did we just become best friends?

 

[boozeman]

We use this comeback in my house all the time.

Me: Are you stupid?

My daughter: Your face is stupid.

Your daughter speaks wisdom.

Practically everyone's fucking face is fucking stupid.

Let's be honest.

 

[NoDak]

It is. The one I dry brined this weekend is still moist and tender a few days later.

I still ain't eating it with French's mustard.

Que sera sera, amigo.

 

[kidd]

We did spatched chicken instead of turkey.

Enjoying homemade chicken noodle soup now

 

[Cotton]

Granted, it was me and me alone that implemented these timeless insults when my children were young,

My wife just gives me the side eye when somebody says this. Especially if directed at her.

Same and same.

 

[GShock]

A hamstring?

Those can linger…

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[bbgun]

 

[Genghis Khan]

Just plain, yellow mustard. Nothing fancy.

Brown, dijon, honey, whatever... They all have their place. But not on a turkey sandwich.

It has to be mayo to me.

 

[Texas Ace]

Josh Allen is playing one hell of a game.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Bills fucking around in a game they are dominating.