2023 Random Cowboys Stuff Thread

[Stars]

I have no idea what he ends up being but it's pretty obvious to anyone with eyes that he's slow to react to even the ball snapping. And they haven't been able to correct that. I doubt it's coaching. He needs a reset button on how he attacks plays because it's just wrong.

 

[boozeman]

I have no idea what he ends up being but it's pretty obvious to anyone with eyes that he's slow to react to even the ball snapping. And they haven't been able to correct that. I doubt it's coaching. He needs a reset button on how he attacks plays because it's just wrong.

Either he is “quick twitch” enough or not, eh?That isn’t something that gets developed unless he has some mental assignment he cannot handle. Remember, the guy who Marinelli passed on is now coaching him.

 

[p1_]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Dammit, Micah. They're just doing their jobs. Quit thinking former players are required to root for you anyway.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Strength of victory? The records of opponents youve beaten?

Point differential comes in at some point.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Either he is “quick twitch” enough or not, eh?That isn’t something that gets developed unless he has some mental assignment he cannot handle. Remember, the guy who Marinelli passed on is now coaching him.

Timing a snap isn't quick twitch. It's bring mentally slow.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garrett to open Italian restaurant in Dallas

Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garrett is opening an Italian restaurant called Caffe Lucca in Dallas in 2024.

cw33.com

 

[bbgun]

Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garrett to open Italian restaurant in Dallas

Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garrett is opening an Italian restaurant called Caffe Lucca in Dallas in 2024.

cw33.com

How much is he paying DeVito per appearance?

 

[boozeman]

Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garrett to open Italian restaurant in Dallas

Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garrett is opening an Italian restaurant called Caffe Lucca in Dallas in 2024.

cw33.com

I say we organize a Yelp campaign to ruin it as soon as it opens. “I found a red pube in my linguini and clams!”.

 

[Texas Ace]

I say we organize a Yelp campaign to ruin it as soon as it opens. “I found a red pube in my linguini and clams!”.

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Timing a snap isn't quick twitch. It's bring mentally slow.

 

[boozeman]

This made me laugh way more than it should have.

Well, let's just say I am more serious about doing the Yelp campaign to torpedo that establishment than I should be.

 

[boozeman]

 

[son of deadrise]

Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garrett to open Italian restaurant in Dallas

Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garrett is opening an Italian restaurant called Caffe Lucca in Dallas in 2024.

cw33.com

Someone on the board said the other day that Garret is running out of professions to suck at. Failed miserably as a coach, is getting hooted off the as an SNF analyst, and now wants open an Italian restaurant. How can anyone be so obtuse and tone deaf?

It helps if your name or ethnicity has at least some connection to the cuisine and the theme. Think Rob Gronkowski opening a Thai restaurant. Peyton Manning opening a soul food restaurant.

Garrett is white bread, boiled potatoes and cabbage.

 

[bbgun]

Someone on the board said the other day that Garret is running out of professions to suck at.

That was me!

 

[son of deadrise]

That was me!

It was. Funny and true. You would think Garrett would just fade away. Maybe open a nice Irish Pub in some strip mall in NJ.

 

[Bipo]

It was. Funny and true. You would think Garrett would just fade away. Maybe open a nice Irish Pub in some strip mall in NJ.

He'd be the type of bar owner where the employees would be begging him to stay the fuck out cuz he was driving away customers.

 

[son of deadrise]

He'd be the type of bar owner where the employees would be begging him to stay the fuck out cuz he was driving away customers.

He could walk around clapping, high-fiveing customers.

 

[p1_]

Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garrett to open Italian restaurant in Dallas

Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garrett is opening an Italian restaurant called Caffe Lucca in Dallas in 2024.

cw33.com

not gonna succeed, especially if people know Garrett is the owner. He's not a popular person.

 

[Genghis Khan]

He'd be the type of bar owner where the employees would be begging him to stay the fuck out cuz he was driving away customers.

"Can I get the lasagna and meatballs?"






"Can I also get a glass of wine?"






"Also can he stop doing that?"