2023 Predictions

[boozeman]

At this point in the season, being so new, here is your chance to post your predictions.

Some can be bold, some predictable.

My first...Schoonerpooner never comes close to starting.

 

[armadillooutlaw]

Defense ends up top five against the run, in both yards per carry and yards per game.
Pollard rushes for 1,000 yards and catches 65 passes for 500 yards, Deuce rushes for 350 yards and catches 35 passes for 300 yards. Micah gets 18-20 sacks and the defense leads the league in yards per game and top 3 in points per game.
Dak throws for 4,000 yards, 26 TDs to 8 INTs, 65% completion percentage.
Dallas goes 13-4, wins the division, secures first round bye, wins a divisional round home game...and narrowly loses to the 49ers in the NFC championship game 20-17 on a last-second SF field goal.
McCarthy earns a three year contract extension.
As an extra, the Chiefs murder San Fruitcisco in the Super Bowl.

 

[Simpleton]

If there are no catastrophic injuries or a rash of injuries that decimates a particular position group, we'll make the NFCC for the first time in basically 30 years, and probably the Super Bowl.

I'm never going to predict that we'll win it, especially with how strong the AFC is, but I like how our defense matches up with the Chiefs or Bengals as well as any other defense in the league.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

I predict many rapid door openings and thigh slaps aplenty.

 

[boozeman]

I predict many rapid door openings and thigh slaps aplenty.

Feh.

 

[Cotton]

I predict Boozemunster will be an insufferable biotch all season.

 

[shoop]

I predict Boozemunster will be an insufferable biotch all season.

Not much of a prediction. More like an assumption of ongoing behavior.

 

[son of deadrise]

I predict that Jerry will hire a clandestine team of Artificial Intelligence geniuses who will manipulate the video of Cowboy losses in ways that turn them into Cowboy wins. He will then charge an admission fee of $450 per person (plus parking) for fans to come and watch their preferred outcome of a game on the giant jumbo-tron screen.

 

[Smitty]

Dak’s leg is snapped in half in preseason, ending his career, we go 2-14, draft Drake Maye, and win the next 4 Super Bowls.

 

[bbgun]

we go 2-14

you probably meant 2-15. stop living in the past!

 

[Simpleton]

Dak’s leg is snapped in half in preseason, ending his career, we go 2-14, draft Drake Maye, and win the next 4 Super Bowls.

I wouldn't mind this scenario but the defense is too good to not win at least 5-6 games even with Rush at QB. I'd also be concerned that we'd take king dickhead Williams over Maye but I'd take the chance.

 

[Sheik]

Dak = 18+ ints.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

you probably meant 2-15. stop living in the past!

That's not his dream scenario ok!!!!

 

[mcnuttz]

Jabril Cox finds his way onto the defense.

 

[P_T]

Cowboys finally put the 72 Dolphins out to pasture by going 20-0.

 

[mcnuttz]

Damn I thought mine was a bit of a stretch, but F it.

 

[shoop]

NFCC appearance.

Deuce and Luepke both make the team and have an impact.

Moreno-Cropper makes the team. Fehoko goes away.

Cowboys win the NFCE.

Parson DPOY

 

[P_T]

Damn I thought mine was a bit of a stretch, but F it.

Cowboys are +1600 to win the SB, so I was going to drop $200... then I found out that sports betting is still illegal in this backwards state.

 

[NoDak]

Dak = 18+ ints.

As my kids would say... Bet.

 

[Smitty]

you probably meant 2-15. stop living in the past!

The 17th game is a lie.