2023 NFL Preseason Week 2 Gameday Chatter Thread | 08/17/2023-08/20/2023

[boozeman]

Eagles at Browns is on now, forgot.

Browns up 2-0 with five minutes left in Q1.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Who is this dbag Eagles color commentator? I know the voice, just can't quite place it. He was an old OL, right?

@Genghis Khan?

(I know he may answer this Saturday)

Also, got to love the biggest douche coach in the league wearing the short sleeve hoodie.

 

[boozeman]

You know, I really liked Ross Tucker when he was on Sirius, I could overlook his Eagles bias because he was kind of careful on the radio.

This fuckin' guy is a gomer clod announcing an Eagles game. Fuck him now.

 

[boozeman]

Who is this dbag Eagles color commentator? I know the voice, just can't quite place it. He was an old OL, right?

@Genghis Khan?

(I know he may answer this Saturday)

Also, got to love the biggest douche coach in the league wearing the short sleeve hoodie.

It is Tucker and good God, I am really having an issue right now because this changes my impression of him drastically.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Eagles fans booing the preseason interception

 

[Simpleton]

Nolan Smith has a long way to go, he's a one trick pony at this point with the pure speed rush and not being much of a force against the run. Good prospect but I don't see a significant difference between him and someone like Sam Williams.

 

[Cotton]

(I know he may answer this Saturday)

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Nolan Smith has a long way to go, he's a one trick pony at this point with the pure speed rush and not being much of a force against the run. Good prospect but I don't see a significant difference between him and someone like Sam Williams.

He looks so small. Like a safety with big arms.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Tucker to Goedart: "Does it put a chip on your shoulder when you're not mentioned with Kelce and Kittle and Andrews?"

Way to make Mickey Spags look objective, dickbreath.

 

[Genghis Khan]

(I know he may answer this Saturday)

I'm not watching so unfortunately I can't answer.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Also, got to love the biggest douche coach in the league wearing the short sleeve hoodie.

Jesus Christ. I can't even imagine.

 

[boozeman]

Interesting that the Eagles still have a few defensive "starters" in there. Particularly Edmonds, who I look forward to picking on.

 

[boozeman]

Smith is probably going to be the guy responsible if they have a functional defense in the future. He is probably the brightest of the entire group of Bulldogs.

 

[boozeman]

Yeah, this local Eagles broadcast is a clown show.

They have Gunther, who I guess is a big time WWE rassler with some local clown.

Then Tucker mentions how he wants to go to the next event with his kid.

 

[boozeman]

The rookie QB Thompson-Robinson for the Browns has been impressive all preseason.

This is a problem for me because of the hyphen.

I would prefer if the young man would just make up his damn mind.

 

[1bigfan13]

DTR is looking pretty damn good. Better than a lot of the rookie QBs drafted in the 1st and 2nd round.

 

[boozeman]

DTR is looking pretty damn good. Better than a lot of the rookie QBs drafted in the 1st and 2nd round.

Get out of my toilet.

 

[boozeman]

Damn, they are showing the sidelines of the Eagles, they are avoiding Sirianni.

Thankfully.

But most of his staff that are now getting face time look like fucking douchers too.

 

[1bigfan13]

Smith is probably going to be the guy responsible if they have a functional defense in the future. He is probably the brightest of the entire group of Bulldogs.

He's doing it against the Browns backup OL. I'll be impressed once he shows he can do it against a starting OL.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

He looks so small. Like a safety with big arms.

He probably is 230, aka the size of a safety.